A Perth mum is on the brink of a meltdown if her stupid kid mentions that moron influencer’s disgusting “sports” drink one more damn time.…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
“All Length, No Girth” – Perth Sprawl Failing To Satisfy Residents
The great Perth sprawl has copped a scathing appraisal of its performance recently with expert planners saying that it had been coasting on the idea…
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Man Complains There’s Too Much Footy Interrupting His Weekend Gambling Ads
A WA man has lodged formal complaints with several broadcasters stating that he finds it “distracting” to focus on ruining his life with all this…
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Barack Obama Reveals True Reason For Aussie Tour Is To Attend The Western Derby
A source close to the ex-President of the United States said the man wasn’t going to come all the way to Australia and miss one…
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Corporate Miner Swaggering Up St Georges Tce Like His Lanyard Was An Olympic Gold Medal
Every morning the Terrace corporate miner gets changed knowing he’ll be saving the best part of his uniform for last – his official office lanyard…
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BREAKING: Clarko runs a red in the team bus, police rule it not deliberate
Alastair Clarkson has caught another lucky break this evening after enthusiastically transporting his winning team to their hotel in the team bus. Witnesses claim he…
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