Gatorade has mostly discarded Prime hydration as a stupid fad that will eventually fade into obscurity. That’s until photo after photo emerged of the drink’s…
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A Perth school child has avoided disciplinary action today after being caught with a bottle of the banned “hydration” drink Prime. The school has banned…
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An unscrupulous WA retailer has been caught selling resealed Prime bottles containing a generous lashing of his own steaming hot piss. He got the idea…
View More Retailer caught selling resealed Prime bottles containing human piss, fans noticed no difference
The WA Government has taken advantage of some convenient timing with the destruction of the Bayswater Bridge to commence in April and the commencement of…
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A Perth mum is on the brink of a meltdown if her stupid kid mentions that moron influencer’s disgusting “sports” drink one more damn time.…
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The great Perth sprawl has copped a scathing appraisal of its performance recently with expert planners saying that it had been coasting on the idea…
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