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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Aussie Tourists Livid After Bali Authorities Ask Them to Show Some Basic Human Decency

Belle March 20, 2023

Balinese authorities have created quite a stir in the Aussie tourist scene after starting a campaign aimed at stopping them from acting like a pack…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Freo Supporter Scrapes Off “Flagmantle” Tatt After A Pre Season and Round 1

Belle March 19, 2023

A passionate Flagmantle supporter has absolutely cracked the shits today after his beloved team failed to secure a first round win against St Kilda. Reacting…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

AusPost Enlist Jehovah’s Witnesses To Ensure Every Door Gets A Thorough Knock

Belle March 19, 2023

AusPost continues to battle thousands of complaints a day that their delivery contractors aren’t even bothering to attempt a parcel delivery. Which many online-shopping addicts…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

WA Footy Fans To Demand Extradition Of Ed Sheeran If A Player Even Gets A Cramp

Belle March 19, 2023 WA Culture

It’s a tough day to be a footy oval curator but an even tougher day to be Ed Sheeran. With back-to-back games at Perth Stadium…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

WA Man Develops Trust Issues After Being Tricked By A Green Milk Carton Over East

Belle March 19, 2023 WA Culture

“These sickos drink what?”, the man was heard yelling as he erroneously believed the green carton he spotted in the deli would contain spearmint milk.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

SOR Forced To Serve Deconstructed Emu Export As Rising Rents Accelerate Gentrification

Belle March 18, 2023 SORWA Culture

SOR venues have struggled to keep up with the changing faces of their suburbs. Many acknowledge that they need to start serving fancycunt shit if…

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