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BREAKING NEWS

Perth Man Who Didn’t Get Tomorrow Off Has The Most Elegant Solution

Belle January 26, 2023

Knowing he is one sickie away from termination, Perth man Simmo has hedged all his bets on 2 banging Maximum energy drinks in about an…

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BREAKING NEWS

Man Celebrates First Night of Long W/E By Sealing The Deal On 3 Day Hangover He Won’t Recover From

Belle January 25, 2023

An excited punter has made sure he took Friday off as annual leave which secured himself a 4 day long weekend. 4 lovely days of…

View More Man Celebrates First Night of Long W/E By Sealing The Deal On 3 Day Hangover He Won’t Recover From
BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Nation Set To Cop Big Load Of WA Boomtown Prices, RBA Warns As Inflation Rises 

Belle January 25, 2023

The RBA has made a bleak prediction today, warning the nation that they are about to cop a massive, steaming load of the kind of…

View More Nation Set To Cop Big Load Of WA Boomtown Prices, RBA Warns As Inflation Rises 
BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Office Manager Fears For Job After AI Software Taught To Write Passive Aggressive Notes No One Reads

Belle January 24, 2023

Eventually, AI will come for all of our jobs. Some sooner than others as an office manager in a mid-sized West Perth firm learned today…

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BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Grocery Cost Crisis Laid Bare As Twiggy & Gina Seen Tussling Over Marked Down Foie Gras

Belle January 24, 2023

Unbelievable scenes were witnessed at a trendy western suburb market today as the two mining billionaires were seen tussling over a jar of foie gras…

View More Grocery Cost Crisis Laid Bare As Twiggy & Gina Seen Tussling Over Marked Down Foie Gras
BREAKING NEWS Business

Viagra Manufacturer Reaches Out To Qantas, Asks If It Needs Some Help “Staying Up”

Belle January 24, 2023

Pfizer has reached out to Qantas after the airline recorded yet another flop. This time a flight had to return to Adelaide en route to…

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