Many didn’t think it could be done, but the AFL has managed to top their pump out a more disgusting concept than the ill-fated AFLX. …
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Newscycle To Be Officially Replaced By Itemised List Of Things You Can’t Afford Now
Australia’s media giants have decided to replace their usual coverage of news with a constantly updated list of all the things that now cost a…
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WA Cyclists Thank e-Scooter Riders For Taking The Heat Off Them
Western Australian cyclists are thanking e-Scooter riders for dethroning them as the top road & footpath pests. A title they claim they unfairly held for…
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ScoMo Spotted Praying That He Didn’t Run Into Any Western Australians During Visit To Perth
ScoMo has recently been spotted praying in Margaret Court’s church. It was originally reported that this was part of an opening ceremony. However, evidence has…
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Mining Boy Won’t Be Able To Show Face On Terrace After Missing Out On A Corporate Box For Wallabies Game
35-year-old project engineer Rob is facing industry-wide ridicule after failing to secure a seat in a corporate box for the Wallabies v England clash at…
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Dim Sum Customers Warned Not To Operate Heavy Machinery After Sunday Morning Binge
A Perth dim sum restaurant has taken the extraordinary step of warning customers not to operate heavy machinery after witnessing Sunday after Sunday of egregious…
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