The whopper boss has mixed things up at training this week. Dropping the boys into a perfectly recreated simulation of your average Saturday night at…
View More Whopper boss Simmo drops the Eagles into a late night HJ’s Freo simulation to prepare them for battle
Taking a leaf from his fast food empire book by making a bold promise – to make Hungry Jack’s great again. All the boys need…
View More Simmo promises to bring back free refills, O.G onion rings If the boys get up on the weekend
WA has swooped in to save the day after Melbourne sensationally announced it would not be hosting the 2026 Commonwealth Games due to the hefty…
View More WA Agrees To Host Commonwealth Games… If It Can Get Those Skilled Foreigners To Do A Few “Extra Events”
Jovan, a Serbian/Australian staff member of a mid-tier firm in the city has been deploying tactical “Novak” length toilet breaks today to avoid having to…
View More Serbian workmate taking a few “Novak” length toilet breaks to avoid discussing Wimbeldon final
Diplomatic relations between Britain and Australia have hit an all time low with Britain now subjecting the Aussie countrymen & women to a quiz on…
View More Maximum salt – England turn away Aussie at border after failing spirit of cricket interrogation
Local Lycra warrior and 3 abreast specialist Tony has sprung out of bed. Still charging from watching Perth boy Jai Hindley break away in the…
View More Local Lycra Warrior Has an Unsettling Twinkle in His Eye After Perth’s Jai Hindley Takes Out Tour de France Stage