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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed

    The WA Government has revealed the reason the Australind train to Bunbury is taking so long is due to a delay in constructing the Australind…

    Belle April 8, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

West Australian man recreates the magic of his Niseko holiday by spewin’ in a walk-in freezer 

Belle January 19, 2026

Brayden, a proud Westralian man, was yearning to recreate the amazing experiences he had on his latest trip to Niseko, Japan.  Basically following his gameplan…

View More West Australian man recreates the magic of his Niseko holiday by spewin’ in a walk-in freezer 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day in the Life of an Amateur Golf Enthusiast 

Belle January 18, 2026 A Day In The Life Of

7:45 am – I adorn my body with the fresh kit that I have chosen to spend my money on and not on golf lessons…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Mysterious dome appears over Bathers Beach to ensure the poors can’t sneak a peek of the SailGP again 

Belle January 18, 2026

An eventful day of sailing was ruined yesterday after members of the ticketless common class were observed sneaking a peak at the race through any…

View More Mysterious dome appears over Bathers Beach to ensure the poors can’t sneak a peek of the SailGP again 
Bell Tower Times Featured From the Zoo

What Your Choice Of Dog Breed Says About You

Belle January 17, 2026

Staffy – you know your way around an Aussie Aussie Aussie chant, you drive a Hilux and are currently banned from 7 out of 8 of…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

BREAKING: Perth Wildcats Sign Allen Iverson 

Belle January 17, 2026

The Perth Wildcats have signed NBA superstar Allen Iverson to be the team’s next point guard in an effort to fill the Cotton shaped hole…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Local ratepayer confused why renter feels qualified to participate in community group

Belle January 16, 2026

A self declared “ratepayer” of the City of Melville is at a loss to understand why an obvious renter weighed in on an important community…

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  • Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington
  • Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed
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