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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed

    The WA Government has revealed the reason the Australind train to Bunbury is taking so long is due to a delay in constructing the Australind…

    Belle April 8, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man treats his house to the ol ‘Balcatta Sunset’ after installing a bore

Belle January 28, 2026

Local man Todd has expressed his joy at “finally feeling like a true sandgroper” after staining the bricks, fence and power boxes of his property…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Japan braces for impact as Aussie dollar surges

Belle January 28, 2026

A collective sigh from the population of Japan was heard after news broke that the Aussie dollar was surging and was approaching its strongest against…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Rockingham man sets up cabana in KFC drive through to reserve his spot this morning 

Belle January 27, 2026

Inspired by the inconsiderate actions of many Westralians at beaches, a local pisswreck has had the genius idea of setting up a cabana in the…

View More Rockingham man sets up cabana in KFC drive through to reserve his spot this morning 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Irishman detained for trying to enter Australia without a GAA jersey 

Belle January 24, 2026

There were chaotic scenes at Perth Airport today after Border Force apprehended an Irishman who thought he could just waltz into Perth without wearing a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

New hate speech laws expanded to include pronouncing the CK in Cockburn while in WA

Belle January 21, 2026

Last minute amendments to the Albanese Government’s new hate speech laws have been made following an appeal from Westralia.  Pursuant to the new amendment, anyone…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Perth Stadium offers Midland Brick use of unsold Big Bash seats to kiln some bricks today

Belle January 20, 2026

Perth Stadium has seen an opportunity to recover any lost profit today due to the heat by offering the unsold seats for the Scorchers game…

View More Perth Stadium offers Midland Brick use of unsold Big Bash seats to kiln some bricks today

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  • Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington
  • Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed
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