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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Adelaide Crows Stopped at WA Border Under Strict Bird Flu Quarantine Protocol

    Western Australia is taking a zero-risk approach to all birds wishing to fly into WA amid concerns a bird flu outbreak could be occurring. Unfortunately,…

    Belle July 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New live face recognition cameras help Hermes Endakis finally nab Kelvin Crump

    For decades, truant and general scofflaw Kelvin Crump had been living under the belief that he’d evaded his nemesis Hermes Endakis for good. That was…

    Belle July 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Demands Grow for Mobile CCTV Towers at Nedlands Foreshore to Deter Residents from the Povo Side of the Suburb Using the Space

    It seems every suburb is getting a boost to their surveillance these days which has left the good people of the “right” side of Nedlands…

    Belle July 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One

    WA has introduced changes to subdivision laws that will allow 700m2 blocks be subdivided which is intended to incentive development of badly needed homes. The…

    Belle July 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Mullaloo Beach closed again after algae bloom leaves water looking like a portaloo tank

Belle February 2, 2024

Mullaloo Beach has been closed again today after what appears to be a return of trichodesmium, a blue-green algae that just ain’t cricket. Locals are…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Extreme heat alert issued for Albany after it cracks 30 again

Belle February 1, 2024 Down South

The WA Government has added Albany to the list of heatwave warnings after the mercury in the sleeping South West city cracked a blistering 30…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

“Dozens” Feared Inconvenienced As Perth Train Network Cacks Itself Due To Heat

Belle January 31, 2024 WA Culture

TransPerth is apologising profusely to the handful of people who still use the train network for the delays caused by the intense spice of today’s…

View More “Dozens” Feared Inconvenienced As Perth Train Network Cacks Itself Due To Heat
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Piara Waters residents move to ban Harrisdale residents from Robot Park

Belle January 31, 2024

Tension is simmering SOR with snobby Piara Waters residents petitioning their local council to ban Harrisdale residents from their flagship park. Robot Park is located…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man who grew up believing school was cancelled after 3 days of 40+ shocked to learn truth

Belle January 31, 2024

A WA man swore that the cancellation of school during three consecutive temperatures of above 40 was basically enshrined into the Constitution.  This is despite…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Back-to-school mummy forces kids to do a dressed rehearsal so they don’t ruin her big day tomorrow

Belle January 30, 2024

Affluent “mumfluencer” Rebecca has been preparing for one of the biggest days on her social media calendar all year – her children returning to school…

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  • New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One
  • Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading
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