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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Perth to Bunbury train named The Polar Express in honour of how much ice she’ll move

    The Australind train is looking for a new name after the Premier called out to the public for some inspiration. Having already ruled out any…

    Belle May 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Neptune Park in Two Rocks expected to be completed before he awakens to feed again

    A highly anticipated reinvigoration of the area around King Neptune’s Statue in Two Rocks is expected to be completed before the Greek God’s next blood…

    Belle May 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Rockingham Man Names Daughter After Ex to Save on Tattoo Removal

    Dielyr was absolutely positive he was never going to regret getting “Krystal” tattoo’d prominently on his arm. After all, she was his ride or die…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Hantavirus cruise passengers to complete 3-week quarantine in traffic after light drizzle forecast for Perth tomorrow

    The passengers from the ill-fated hantavirus cruise will fly into Perth tomorrow at the Netherlands unceremoniously told them to “rot op” or get the fark…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Coles begins asking customers if they’d like to round up & donate to their misleading conduct fine

    In news that will surprise no one, Coles has been found guilty of misleading consumers over it’s Down Down campaign by the Federal Court. The…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

BREAKING: Man actually cracks 100 on the Freeway

Belle December 28, 2023

An excited motorist has had to pull over to ring his loved ones after achieving a feat he previously thought impossible. At approximately 915 this…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man floating in “gooch period” only tethered to space & time by what day of the test it is

Belle December 27, 2023

A Perth man is hoping the cricket goes for a full 5 days so he can maintain the smallest of grips on reality. After Boxing…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

NOR Resident Takes Out Life Insurance Before Venturing South

Belle December 26, 2023 NORSOR

Recently single Tim comes from a long line of Northerners. His grandad grew up in Doubleview and his own father claims to have never ventured…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

WA fans accused of not loving test cricket for not flying to Melbourne to fill the empty seats at the Boxing Day test

Belle December 26, 2023

The Eastern State’s media has launched a scathing attack on Western Australian cricket fans for what they are calling a severe lack of dedication. According…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Man Shocks Woolworths Shoppers By Not Giving A Toss About Hot Cross Buns On The Shelves

Belle December 26, 2023

Reports that a man has gazed upon a hot cross buns display at his local Woolies without registering an emotional reaction have shocked onlookers. By…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Xmas host asserts authority by sending freeloading relative on a mission to get more ice

Belle December 25, 2023

A notorious freeloader has been served a large plate of justice this morning after rocking up to Xmas for the 10th year in a row…

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  • Hantavirus cruise passengers to complete 3-week quarantine in traffic after light drizzle forecast for Perth tomorrow
  • Coles begins asking customers if they’d like to round up & donate to their misleading conduct fine
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