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    Adelaide Crows Stopped at WA Border Under Strict Bird Flu Quarantine Protocol

    Western Australia is taking a zero-risk approach to all birds wishing to fly into WA amid concerns a bird flu outbreak could be occurring. Unfortunately,…

    Belle July 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New live face recognition cameras help Hermes Endakis finally nab Kelvin Crump

    For decades, truant and general scofflaw Kelvin Crump had been living under the belief that he’d evaded his nemesis Hermes Endakis for good. That was…

    Belle July 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Demands Grow for Mobile CCTV Towers at Nedlands Foreshore to Deter Residents from the Povo Side of the Suburb Using the Space

    It seems every suburb is getting a boost to their surveillance these days which has left the good people of the “right” side of Nedlands…

    Belle July 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One

    WA has introduced changes to subdivision laws that will allow 700m2 blocks be subdivided which is intended to incentive development of badly needed homes. The…

    Belle July 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Western suburb’s bouncers find Rocky Bay biffo too traumatic to watch

Belle January 27, 2024

Footage of a bitta push & shove at Rocky Bay has sent shockwaves through the Western Suburbs bouncer community who have had to relive mentally…

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From the Zoo Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

6 Important Tips for Hosting a BBQ

Belle January 26, 2024 AustralianaParty

People’s Food Bullshit – with each year passing the treacherous waters of people’s food bullshit gets harder and harder to navigate. There are officially more…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man unceremoniously detonged after failing to double click them while barbequing

Belle January 26, 2024

Awkward scenes befell a local BBQ today after the self-appointed grillmaster failed to demonstrate he had what it took to cook a BBQ for 25…

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From the Zoo Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: Driving Down South

Belle January 25, 2024 Douth

It wouldn’t be the holidays in Perth if half the population of Perth didn’t get the idea that they wanted to get away from Perth…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Aussie Day enthusiast gets COLES tattooed across back to show where his allegiances lie

Belle January 24, 2024

Raptah, a staunch Mandurah man and self described patriot, has gone to extreme lengths to inform the public exactly where he shops by getting a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Got a head like a zombie? Good news, a film set in Albany wants you

Belle January 23, 2024

Well, well, well, ever wanted to get into acting but worried you have the easy going looks of a microwaved McChicken that that the hambuglar…

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  • New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One
  • Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading
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