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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Perth to Bunbury train named The Polar Express in honour of how much ice she’ll move

    The Australind train is looking for a new name after the Premier called out to the public for some inspiration. Having already ruled out any…

    Belle May 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Neptune Park in Two Rocks expected to be completed before he awakens to feed again

    A highly anticipated reinvigoration of the area around King Neptune’s Statue in Two Rocks is expected to be completed before the Greek God’s next blood…

    Belle May 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Rockingham Man Names Daughter After Ex to Save on Tattoo Removal

    Dielyr was absolutely positive he was never going to regret getting “Krystal” tattoo’d prominently on his arm. After all, she was his ride or die…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Hantavirus cruise passengers to complete 3-week quarantine in traffic after light drizzle forecast for Perth tomorrow

    The passengers from the ill-fated hantavirus cruise will fly into Perth tomorrow at the Netherlands unceremoniously told them to “rot op” or get the fark…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Coles begins asking customers if they’d like to round up & donate to their misleading conduct fine

    In news that will surprise no one, Coles has been found guilty of misleading consumers over it’s Down Down campaign by the Federal Court. The…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man Who Just Branded Himself With Seat Buckle Reckons Dog Will Be Fine For Half An Hour

Belle December 22, 2023

An Ellenbrook man who just about left a permanent branding on his skin after he came into contact with his car’s belt buckle reckons his…

View More Man Who Just Branded Himself With Seat Buckle Reckons Dog Will Be Fine For Half An Hour
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

7 ways to correctly serve fruit cake this Xmas

Belle December 22, 2023

Finally, Australia’s most beloved chef shared some secrets on how to properly serve fruit cake. Some might surprise you! Throw it in a bin Straight…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Never go full Thornlie…

Belle December 22, 2023

Ah yes, Xmas is in the air but Perth roads are still full of excessive aggression over trivial stuff. Here we see a gentleman allegedly…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

English cricketer tries to staunch an umpire before a Big Bash match (lol)

Belle December 21, 2023

Tom Curran has obviously forgot that the rules apply to everyone when he arrogantly trotted down the pitch before the Sixers – Hurricanes game the…

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From the Zoo Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: Men Who Rock Versace Sunnies

Belle December 21, 2023

The first thing once notices about your pair of Versaces is that they are oversized. Unlike your shrivelled peen that has finally withered under the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Claremont Man Waiting on 300 Series to Re-Establish Dominance in Winery Car Parks

Belle December 21, 2023

John has been impatiently waiting for his 300 Series LandCruiser to arrive for longer than he cares to talk about. Each day is more painful than…

View More Claremont Man Waiting on 300 Series to Re-Establish Dominance in Winery Car Parks

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  • Hantavirus cruise passengers to complete 3-week quarantine in traffic after light drizzle forecast for Perth tomorrow
  • Coles begins asking customers if they’d like to round up & donate to their misleading conduct fine
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