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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Adelaide Crows Stopped at WA Border Under Strict Bird Flu Quarantine Protocol

    Western Australia is taking a zero-risk approach to all birds wishing to fly into WA amid concerns a bird flu outbreak could be occurring. Unfortunately,…

    Belle July 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New live face recognition cameras help Hermes Endakis finally nab Kelvin Crump

    For decades, truant and general scofflaw Kelvin Crump had been living under the belief that he’d evaded his nemesis Hermes Endakis for good. That was…

    Belle July 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Demands Grow for Mobile CCTV Towers at Nedlands Foreshore to Deter Residents from the Povo Side of the Suburb Using the Space

    It seems every suburb is getting a boost to their surveillance these days which has left the good people of the “right” side of Nedlands…

    Belle July 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One

    WA has introduced changes to subdivision laws that will allow 700m2 blocks be subdivided which is intended to incentive development of badly needed homes. The…

    Belle July 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Woolworths backflips on Aussie merch stance after hearing Coles will have all the price-gouging fun

Belle January 11, 2024

Earlier this week, Woolies made a purely financial decision to cease selling Australian merch due to a decrease in demand for the products. That was…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Target mum shocked to learn that she’s essentially a Kmart mum now

Belle January 10, 2024

A self-styled Target hack-queen was dealt a harsh blow of reality when she read that Target was going to start stocking Kmart’s pleb brand Anko.…

View More Target mum shocked to learn that she’s essentially a Kmart mum now
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Perth warned after South African Airways resumes their non stop flight service

Belle January 10, 2024

The WA Government has released a warning to all Perth residents, especially those residing in the northern sprawl that there is a “real and likely”…

View More Perth warned after South African Airways resumes their non stop flight service
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Admin lady not dealing well with zoomer staff’s casual style of electronic communication

Belle January 10, 2024

A rusted-on admin lady is seriously struggling to handle her zoomer coworker’s relaxed style of email communication.  In a particularly egregious case of casual emailing,…

View More Admin lady not dealing well with zoomer staff’s casual style of electronic communication
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

Advice Column: Help! I Think My Son Is an Eshay

Belle January 9, 2024

Dear BTT, I’ve been noticing some changes in my son. He’s in year 10 at a good school and keeps bugging us for some silly…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Rockingham man proposes to his “partner-in-crime” with diamond ankle monitor

Belle January 9, 2024

A romantic Rocko boy has found a novel way to express his love & lifelong dedication to his literal partner-in-crime. Instead of the usual diamond…

View More Rockingham man proposes to his “partner-in-crime” with diamond ankle monitor

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  • New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One
  • Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading
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