Trump denies desperation after begging Perth to send floating party cube to Strait of Hormuz
The Trumpinator 2000 is on a mission to sow chaos across the globe and is demanding his allies help chip in to a war they…
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Coles and Woolworths thank petrol companies for taking the heat off them
Coles and Woolworths have each sent a thankyou hamper of marked down treats to the major petrol companies for managing to keep their own despicable…
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Government permits Woodside to pump crude oil directly into motorists’ tanks to alleviate cost pressure
Forget high sulphur fuel, the salvation Aussie motorists need from the fuel crisis is coming from WA’s own Woodside who have long sought to cut…
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St Paddy’s Day sees statewide shortage of traffic controllers in WA
The WA construction industry has ground to a halt today after thousands of traffic controllers mysteriously called in sick on St Paddy’s Day. It is…
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Australians allowed early access to super to afford Easter
The Albanese Government has rolled out a range of measures to combat the ever-burgeoning cost of living allegedly caused by the Iran war. Punters will…
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BREAKING: Perth man nails beach conditions after demonstrating basic ability to read wind forecast
Friends of a Perth man have accused him of witchcraft after he took a few minutes of his day to check the wind forecast and…
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