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    Tradie Unrepentant About Right Hand Turn into Claremont Hungry Jacks

    “Couldn’t give a fark, mate”, Trevon barked as he shoved his 2nd Bacon Deluxe Burger into his face after a somewhat controversial decision to hold…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit

    Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night.  In the report, the hardware giant was accused…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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True-ish Crime

Maccas, Navionics & dad’s birthday – the rise and fall of a notorious fishing spot thief

Belle August 5, 2022

One of Perth’s most notorious spot-pinchers has struck again after laying low for over 5 months. Mostly on account of no one wanting to take…

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BREAKING: Swan Draught Rescued From Interstate Brewery

Belle August 4, 2022

The brewing of Swanny D kegs is finally returning to WA after 9 long years of being produced in enemy territory – West End Brewery…

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REPORT: Some Seedy Looking Faces On The Prospector Returning From Diggers Today

Belle August 4, 2022

The Kalgoorlie Prospector has enjoyed some very seedy-looking faces today as delegates return from their 3-day benders at the Diggers & Dealers Mining Forum today. …

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“Essence of Mundy” – Freo star’s DNA to be used in L’Oréal’s new anti-ageing serum

Belle August 4, 2022

L’Oréal has announced it will splice human DNA with moisturiser in an attempt to unlock the awesome anti-ageing qualities of retiring Freo midfielder David Mundy. …

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Perth Airport Promises To Pay Synergy Bill Promptly Next Time

Belle August 3, 2022

Perth Airport responded to criticism over power outages last night which led to the cancellation of flights by vowing to get on top of the…

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Perth man vows revenge against storm for making him get up early to put bin out tomorrow

Belle August 2, 2022

“This is the worst thing to happen to anyone, ever”, Perth man Ben mused as he lamented his situation in a dripping pool of self-pity. …

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