Ms “We’re Engaged”
Lauren’s relationship had three basic stages: the 2-week fun bit, the 2 year restructure of her man as a human and an intense 6 months…
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ScoMo To Let West Aussies Dip Into Super For Jet Ski Purchase
In a last-ditch appeal to young WA punters, ScoMo has extended his “Super for Housing” scheme to include the purchase of a jet ski to…
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Ms Self Diganosis
If whinging about imaginary ailments was an Olympic sport then Eliza must be Complain Bolt. She sets the gold standard in self-diagnosis, hypochondria and dramatic…
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The WA Gumtree/Marketplace Pest
Gavin spots a washing machine for $300 in Yokine. To begin courting the seller he ungracefully mashed the “is this available” button before leaving the…
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Perth Man Offers Cash For Positive RAT To Get Out Of Wedding He Doesn’t Want To Go To
In a desperate attempt to weasel out of a cousin’s wedding, Perth man, Dan has taken to online marketplaces to make an infected sack of…
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Joop! Limits Imposed At Perth Pubs As Punters Start Moving Inside
Venues across Perth have begun to implement a stricter Joop! policy to protect the increasing number of West Aussies seeking shelter from the Autumn arctic…
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