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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Court Sentences Offender To Serve 1 Year Of Daily Tonkin Highway Commuting 

Belle May 7, 2022

A petty criminal and serial courtroom pest has been ordered to serve 1 full year of daily Tonkin Highway commutes to give the man an…

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WA BUDGET: $350 Rebate On Personalised Number Plates To Incentivise Tesla Ownership 

Belle May 7, 2022

Days after the WA Government announced a $3500 rebate on the purchase of electric vehicles, a further rebate on personalised plates for electric vehicles has…

View More WA BUDGET: $350 Rebate On Personalised Number Plates To Incentivise Tesla Ownership 
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Pre Polling Booths Set Up At Bunnings After Sausage Sizzle Deemed Democratic Right

Belle May 7, 2022

The AEC has been forced to make arrangements with hardware store Bunnings to set up pre-polling booths to accommodate the fundamental democratic right to stuff…

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BREAKING: Dusk, T2 Employees Brace For Impact 

Belle May 7, 2022

To the candle & tea industries, Mother’s Day Eve is often known as red May. A day where hordes of gift-seeking offspring descend upon local…

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Mr Sports Bet

Belle May 7, 2022 gamblingHobbysports

Like a pissed up butterfly, Johnno loves a erratic flutter on the weekend and fortune is in the air today! Unfortunately for his mates, that…

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Sunny Autumn Weather Lulls Perth Woman Into A False Sense Of Security Over What’s To Come

Belle May 6, 2022

Some beautiful late Autumn weather has further repressed Talia’s memory of last winter which by all accounts was a significantly more wintery winter than Perth…

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  • Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch
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