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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Elon Musk Puts In Bid To Buy The Quokka 

Belle April 27, 2022

As the world watches on in bemusement at Musk’s Twitter takeover bid, the tech billionaire has been making moves in sunny WA. According to sources,…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mr Whipped

Belle April 27, 2022

A 7:30am alarm sends couples-shivers down Chantelle’s spine. She looks longingly into William’s eyes while running her hand down his chest, “wouldn’t a snuggle and…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr South Perth

Belle April 26, 2022 CyclingMoneyprofessional

It’s 7 am on Saturday morning and Lewis is watering his lawn in his lycra mid-life crisis kit. He keeps his front garden in impeccable…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Couple Want To Believe A Storm Is Coming But Crippled By Recent Trust Issues

Belle April 25, 2022

Luke and Rach have dared to dream. A dream that they can see out the ANZAC Day weekend with a classic Perth Storm. A dream…

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Hyde Park Locals To Enjoy Busy Day Of Ruthlessly Guarding Their Verges

Belle April 25, 2022

 Public holidays are always a special time for residents living adjacent to Perth’s Hyde Park. It’s a time to gather the family and assert their…

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Perth & WA Locations Featured

Mr Rockingham

Belle April 24, 2022 CrimeDrugs & AlcoholFIFO

Dieson has the Rocko look. Fake Gucci sunnies, a mullet, Nike Air Max, Unit apparel and more ink on his body than a toey Aquaman…

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