REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday
Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…
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Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners
A special investigation by The Times has revealed Australian Border Force is operating Indonesia’s first BCF store on Rote Island to help the beneficiaries of…
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Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park
West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…
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TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order
“It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning. To make matters even more suspicious…
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Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike
As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…
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Trump announces new tariff on obesity to protect the US absolute unit market
President Trump has announced that anyone wishing to import absolute units will need to pay a hefty 24% tariff insisting the domestic absolute unit market…
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