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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Blow for Flagmantle as Mason Cox drafted to America

    Flagmantle’s 3 ruck dream has hit a major snag after new recruit Mason Cox was drafted to America pursuant to new laws enacted by their…

    Belle April 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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Internet Culture

Mrs Facebook Bogan

Belle December 2, 2021 Bogan

On the diseased seas of social media, FB floats like a mighty cruise liner full of boomers, cretins and middle-aged women personifying the essence of…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Criminal Thanks the Justice System for Making Him a Bitcoin Millionaire

Belle December 2, 2021 crypto

Jarred* has been accused of a lot of things in his day but being good at crime was never one of them. In fact, it…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms “We’re Pregnant!”

Belle December 2, 2021 InstagramParenting

Mel has finally moulded Jason into parental material, and much like the father to be, a spineless organism managed to wiggle its way inside of…

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From the Zoo Featured

5 Creatures You Will Encounter on Facebook Marketplace

Belle November 30, 2021 Bogan

The philosophy behind Marketplace is simple – humans are prepared to wade through a sewer of shit to find the occasional gold ring that got…

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Featured From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The Legend of Limewire

Belle November 30, 2021

Back in 2000, we were introduced to the unprotected back seat liason of the internet – Limewire. Rather than slip on a franger of updated…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

INVESTIGATION: Is the Throw Rug & Pillow Industry Taking the Piss?

Belle November 28, 2021

They say the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing society that they need to spend $500 on useless pieces of shit bed decorations…

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