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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other

    All eyes were on Australia today as the Under 16s social media ban came into effect.  Many experts were debating how the kids were going…

    Belle December 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle December 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day

    The Western Australian Government has apologised to the people of Perth after the new Ellenbrook Line delivered on the threat of bringing thousands of Ellenbrook…

    Belle December 8, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA announces BCF shirt buyback as fish ban set to decimate displays of boating incompetence 

    Western Australia has announced recreational demersal fishing on the west coast will be banned until the Spring of 2027. As a result, many weekend warriors…

    Belle December 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban

    Atrocious Perth fisho, Timbo, who has never caught a Dhuey in his life is putting on a convincing act while joining in on his fellow…

    Belle December 5, 2025
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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Tour de France Enthusiast

Belle July 6, 2021

Although Roger’s own cycling prowess consists of more cafe biscotti than breakaways he loves nothing more than tuning in every year to criticise the finely…

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IN FOCUS: The Art of Chucking a Sickie

Belle July 6, 2021

It’s a familiar scenario – the sun is shining, birds are chirping and you’d rather be a stray sock under a teenager’s bed than drag…

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Unique & Other

Mr Tax Return

Belle July 2, 2021 FIFOMoneytradie

A tax return is like winning the lotto for people who don’t realise that it’s their money, to begin with, and much like a scratchie-card…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Narrows Bridge COVID Checkpoint to be Set up to Protect the SOR Way of Life

Belle June 29, 2021

Marko has conceded that a COVID checkpoint in the middle of the Narrows Bridge is the only sure way to ensure SOR is protected from…

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Work & Study

The Perth Accountant

Belle June 28, 2021

Toby wasn’t like the other kids, instead of dreaming of fame or glory he dreamed of spreading apart the sheets of a Big 4 firm…

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Unique & Other

Mr Unsubstantiated Lockdown Rumour

Belle June 27, 2021

Stop the presses. Old mate Kev has read a poorly worded chain post stating that Perth is about to go into lockdown “indefinitely” because the…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other
  • Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m
  • Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day
  • WA announces BCF shirt buyback as fish ban set to decimate displays of boating incompetence 
  • Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban
  • AC/DC concert receives noise complaints from residents in Two Rocks 

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