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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend

    A mobile AI traffic camera positioned on the Freeway heading southbound has crashed out under the sheer volume of how much vehicular fuckery it was…

    Belle February 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Authorities up the ante against Alcoa with sternly worded tree vandalism sign in Northern Jarrah Forest

    A joint taskforce into Alcoa’s tree cutting shitcuntery in the Northern Jarrah Forest has been launched between State and Federal environmental authorities. Fearing the $55…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport

    It’s a move that some punters are sceptical about given the CBD has the humming hustle and bustle of Galleria most of the time. However,…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Parents squirm awkwardly after kids ask them what Pinky’s was like back in their day

    A lovely day on Rottnest island turned awkward after a visit to the infamous Pinky’s Beach. It seems the parents were unable to hide their…

    Belle February 26, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Joondalup man reaches City faster on foot than drivers after surprise thunderstorm

    Kevin from Joondalup unceremoniously hurled his car keys into the bin this morning after looking at the window and witnessing a surprise thunderstorm. Why, one…

    Belle February 26, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Basil Crashes Romantic Dinner and Proposes on Behalf of Man

Belle September 30, 2021

In shocking scenes, Basil Zempilas was seen crashing a romantic dinner between two love birds at Perth’s C Restaurant and popping the question on behalf…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Man Ridiculed for Buying Enough Petrol to Attract a US Invasion At Start Of Pandemic Has The Last Laugh

Belle September 29, 2021

They called Bryan an idiot for filling his garage with jerry cans of petrol during the great April 2020 price slump but he has one…

View More Man Ridiculed for Buying Enough Petrol to Attract a US Invasion At Start Of Pandemic Has The Last Laugh
BREAKING NEWS Featured

WA Rushes to Set up Vaccine Clinic at Taco Bell to Take Advantage of Having Half of Perth Queued Up

Belle September 29, 2021

WA Health is rushing to take advantage of the legions of Perth people who have nothing better to do than line up outside Taco Bell…

View More WA Rushes to Set up Vaccine Clinic at Taco Bell to Take Advantage of Having Half of Perth Queued Up
Perth Royal Show 2022
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IN FOCUS: Perth Royal Show

Belle September 29, 2021 Bogan

The Perth Royal Show was originally an event that showed off the best of WA agriculture, but now it attracts a different kind of livestock…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Couple Reclassify Relationship as “Long Distance” After Man Moves to Yanchep

Belle September 28, 2021

When Adam met Kat on a boozy night out at The Gate they knew they had a special thing going. He was from Spearwood, she…

View More Perth Couple Reclassify Relationship as “Long Distance” After Man Moves to Yanchep
E-Scooter Perth WA
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IN FOCUS: e-Scooters

Belle September 21, 2021

If you’re looking for a mode of transport that screams, “I own a customisable gaming keyboard” but “I’m a bad boy” then look no further…

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  • AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend
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  • City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport
  • Parents squirm awkwardly after kids ask them what Pinky’s was like back in their day
  • Joondalup man reaches City faster on foot than drivers after surprise thunderstorm
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