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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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IN FOCUS: Gatorade Bongs

Belle January 20, 2020

Typically, homemade bongs are used by kids with balls about to drop like Darude Sandstorm or men who have given up the 9-5 to live…

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WA Culture & Notable Events Party & Entertainment

Mr Bush Doof

Belle January 19, 2020 EntertainmentNew Age

Simon is a rudderless psy-trance hippie that believes the path to spiritual enlightenment is paved with psychedelic drug binges in an open field. His new…

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IN FOCUS: Little Fat Lamb

Belle January 18, 2020

Every now and then a beverage cements itself as cirrhosis on the overburdened liver of Australia’s drinking culture. Sure there is stronger & cheaper piss…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies Featured

The Amateur ASX Investor

Belle January 8, 2020

Up until a year ago, society held so much hope for Jack. He had worked hard, saved up a respectable deposit and was about to…

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The Bell Tower Times Year in Review 2019

Belle December 29, 2019

1. Geraldton v Boardshort ban – ScoMo did the unimaginable, he declared that boardshorts and thongs were banned from citizenship ceremonies on Australia Day. Little…

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Mr Work X-Mas Party

Belle December 19, 2019

Keith is a walking sexual harassment complaint. A triple smoked ham of a man that has been counting down the days until he can get…

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  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
  • Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 
  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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