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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    North Melbourne to miss Freo game after getting stuck in Bunbury Farmers Market carpark

    In classic Bunbury scenes, the North Melbourne footy team has found themselves trapped in the Bunbury Farmers Market car park on this cracking day. Sadly,…

    Belle June 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business Uncategorized

    Australia deploys nation’s finest second-hand negotiator after discovering AUKUS submarines are pre-owned

    Australia has reacted to the news that they’ll be getting second-hands subs by deploying the “best in the business” when it comes to getting a…

    Belle June 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac

    A Western Australian man has had a gutful of European baristas staring at him with blank, clueless expressions when he attempts to order a proper…

    Belle June 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump refuses to budge on price of used AUKUS submarines, saying “no low ballers, I no wat I got”

    Trump is furious at the growing chorus of haters saying Australia is paying far too much for steaming piles of second-hand shit under the AUKUS…

    Belle June 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth man still not going to concede that was a storm

    Despite classic storm qualities such as damaging winds, heavy rain and flooding, local man Bruce is not going as far to call it a “storm”.…

    Belle June 1, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Cott Residents Demand Probe Into “Gang Activity” Kids Kicking a Footy Could Attract

Belle February 24, 2022

It’s not a skatepark but Cott locals are concerned that Heavy Duty’s art installation for this year’s Sculptures By The Sea could attract “young thugs”…

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Featured Unique & Other

The Ukraine/Russian Conflict Expert

Belle February 23, 2022

One can only marvel at the confidence of Thommo as he wades fearlessly into the waters of Russia/Ukraine political analysis without being burdened by a…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Suburban Man Caves

Belle February 22, 2022

There comes a time in a man’s life when he just can’t keep up with the glitz & glamour of the local suburban pub scene.…

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Belle's Lounge Featured

Workplace grubs and kitchen bandits

Belle February 21, 2022

A disproportionate amount of tension is caused by communal space swine every day in workplaces around the world. These dirty dawgs treat any shared area…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Not Posting a Photo Of Red Sunset Classified As Treason Against The Nation of Westralia

Belle February 19, 2022 InstagramWA Culture

The Sunset Commander has declared that any Westralian not gawking in awe at the red sunset or sunrise this week and posting a photo to…

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Belle's Lounge Featured

Job Dodging 101

Belle February 18, 2022

Like any true art form, job dodging must be executed with nuance and grace. If it’s done poorly you will shine like a glaring cold…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • North Melbourne to miss Freo game after getting stuck in Bunbury Farmers Market carpark
  • Australia deploys nation’s finest second-hand negotiator after discovering AUKUS submarines are pre-owned
  • Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac
  • Trump refuses to budge on price of used AUKUS submarines, saying “no low ballers, I no wat I got”
  • Perth man still not going to concede that was a storm
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