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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 

    James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people.  Thus, the…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Cottesloe Perth WA
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Ms Cottesloe

Belle April 13, 2021 Golden Triangle

Sophie is having a tough day. Her new Range Rover Sport is due for maintenance, so she is forced to drive around her sister’s shitty…

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Bumble Perth WA
Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Bumble

Belle April 12, 2021

Siobhan is a strong, career-focused woman who reduces her life to a series of meticulously organised timeslots on her diary. She has less time for…

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Perth housemate
Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

The Gumtree Housemate

Belle April 7, 2021

Karls only real ability in life is fooling naive sub-letters into thinking he is a model housemate when he comes to inspect the room on…

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Reckons BREAKING NEWS

The People of Perth v the Smart Freeway: Operation Merge to Avoid the Flamin’ Ute

Belle April 5, 2021

After a ute caught fire in the emergency lane, the smart freeway had a very simple mission for the people of Perth: merge right as…

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Reckons

Keeping Occupied During the Locky D

Belle April 3, 2021

Refrain from spreading bullshit health misinformation – this is a tough one for some. However, take this extra time in your fortress of solitude to…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Live, Laugh, Love

Belle April 2, 2021 Bogan

Magic happens when you least expect it. For Tammy that was during one of her many lapses of parental supervision in K-Mart last Tuesday. While…

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  • Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 
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  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
  • James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 
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