Perth Warned – Only 2 Years to Prepare for Ellenbrook Assimilation
Perth residents have been warned to start preparing for the inevitable assimilation of Perth with the micronation Ellenbrook as the Metronet project expects the traino…
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Hillarys Property Sales Now Conditional on Local NIMBY Approval
Hillarys NIMBYs have had an absolute gutful of new homeowners having the audacity to move into their suburb and simply “do as they please” with…
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The Craft Beer Snob
Craig looks like the end result of a lonely lumberjack banging his chainsaw and breeding an even bigger tool. His weird beer beret compliments his…
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Hungover Broome Man Pays $150 for a Zinger Box at Auction
Broome local, John really delivered a 10 punch combo to his liver last night and woke up feeling dustier than the top of a Jockey’s…
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7 Ways To Be An Elite Instagram Food Wanker
Demand free food for “exposure” Nevermind that 90% of interaction on your posts are from bots, you know what you got. An (on paper) following…
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5 Secrets to Becoming a Succcessful Influencer
What do you think people say when they see an influencer post photos of Bali photoshoots and Instagram ads? They say, “yas kween, killin’ it,…
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