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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Down South begs Perth family to stay after being reminded they’d be nothing without their tourist dollars

    The entirety of Down South have made an impassioned plea to a Perth family to remain in the region after being reminded today that they…

    Belle January 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New Perth Cafe seeks to capture the boomer market by offering water straight from the hose

    A new café opening in Perth has thrown down the gauntlet to Dôme by announcing an aggressive play to capture the boomer market from them. Not…

    Belle January 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Cottesloe man insists Rotto isn’t elitist after spotting someone from Nedlands 

    A Cottesloe man born into generational wealth has refuted claims Rottnest Island is some elitist getaway island.  He says that on his recent trip to…

    Belle January 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance

    Thomas aka “Rig Brah” was forced to take a long hard look in the mirror after an eye-opening effort at his friend’s Xmas party last…

    Belle January 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out

    Scabs man, Jase, has suffered the shock of a lifetime after managing to summon what appeared to be half of Ireland to his table after…

    Belle January 2, 2026
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Reckons BREAKING NEWS

WA Government & Police to release rebranded SafeWA App to win back public confidence – SafeANOM

Belle June 16, 2021

Public confidence in the SafeWA app plummeted after revelations this week that SafeWA app data was accessed in the course of an investigation into a…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Front / Old Mate Bars

Belle June 16, 2021

If you find yourself in the front bar you’re probably either a well-seasoned old mate, a tradie or lost. These sanctuaries typically shy away from…

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From the Zoo BREAKING NEWS

The REAL Top 5 Perth Tourist Attractions

Belle June 13, 2021

One can be forgiven for being overcome with a cold sweat at the thought of having to show friends or family around Perth for the…

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Unique & Other

The Natural/Organic Wine Enthusiast

Belle June 11, 2021

If you happen to be an alcoholic beverage, then Monique’s body is harder to get into than a night at the Roxbury. Any vino wishing…

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Unique & Other Featured

The Perth South African

Belle June 10, 2021

Oscar’s parents were drawn to Perth’s white outer suburbs like parched warthogs to a watering hole. The rotting carcass of house & land packages provided…

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Being a workplace snitch

Belle June 10, 2021 employmentprofessional

Were you born a professional humpback? Has nature been so cruel to stunt your natural charms & aptitude forcing you to lurk in the shadows…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • Down South begs Perth family to stay after being reminded they’d be nothing without their tourist dollars
  • New Perth Cafe seeks to capture the boomer market by offering water straight from the hose
  • Cottesloe man insists Rotto isn’t elitist after spotting someone from Nedlands 
  • Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance
  • Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out
  • Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch

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