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    A Day in the Life of an Amateur Golf Enthusiast 

    7:45 am – I adorn my body with the fresh kit that I have chosen to spend my money on and not on golf lessons…

    Belle January 18, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Mysterious dome appears over Bathers Beach to ensure the poors can’t sneak a peek of the SailGP again 

    An eventful day of sailing was ruined yesterday after members of the ticketless common class were observed sneaking a peak at the race through any…

    Belle January 18, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times Featured From the Zoo

    What Your Choice Of Dog Breed Says About You

    Staffy – you know your way around an Aussie Aussie Aussie chant, you drive a Hilux and are currently banned from 7 out of 8 of…

    Belle January 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    BREAKING: Perth Wildcats Sign Allen Iverson 

    The Perth Wildcats have signed NBA superstar Allen Iverson to be the team’s next point guard in an effort to fill the Cotton shaped hole…

    Belle January 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local ratepayer confused why renter feels qualified to participate in community group

    A self declared “ratepayer” of the City of Melville is at a loss to understand why an obvious renter weighed in on an important community…

    Belle January 16, 2026
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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Farmers Market

Belle July 11, 2021

It’s 7:00 am on a Sunday morning and Hayley is annoying the living shit out of her housemates. She is tearing around their townhouse getting…

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BREAKING NEWS

Bunnings listens to customers: creates first swim-up sausage sizzle bar

Belle July 10, 2021

Bunnings realised the only way to make their beloved sausage sizzles more Australian was to set up a Bali style swim-up bar to unite weekend…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Taxpayers: why spend millions on a WACA pool when we can neglect road drainage for free?

Belle July 9, 2021

It was revealed this week that Marko reckons Basil dogged the boys on a deal to chuck in some coin towards a new pool facility…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Soccer Creates Harmony over the Northern Suburbs as English Expats too Tired to Moan About Australia’s Inadequacies

Belle July 9, 2021

Reports have flooded in that an eerily, almost “unsettling” calm has fallen over the Northern beaches due to the docile state of English soccer fans…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Mundaring Resident Shocked to Hear About “COVID-19” on Quadrennial trip to Civilisation

Belle July 6, 2021

“What the hell is COVID-19?” Responded Bert as he was told it was a requirement of COVID-19 restrictions to wear a mask while entering City…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Tour de France Enthusiast

Belle July 6, 2021

Although Roger’s own cycling prowess consists of more cafe biscotti than breakaways he loves nothing more than tuning in every year to criticise the finely…

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