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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    West Coast requires all draft picks to hold a valid white card so they can legally work on a rebuilding site 

    West Coast Eagles have addressed their supporters in a pre-draft press conference this morning. Telling them that their main priority for the draft is adequate…

    Belle November 19, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boorloo Bridge now fully stripped of copper in less than 24 hours after lighting strip fell 

    Opportunists from around Perth have wasted no time feasting on the robust offerings from the Boorloo Bridge after news broke that the lighting cables were…

    Belle November 18, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    BYD Shark yellow stickered for failing to display a shark-themed number plate

    A BYD Shark owner is licking his wounds today after police noticed he had a regular WA licence plate rather than the seemingly mandatory shark-themed…

    Belle November 18, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth eases public’s mind over derailment by appointing BHP as train safety consultants 

    TransPerth realises the optics of yesterday’s derailment at Baysie Station may cause some to be concerned for their safety.  According to the PTA, the derailment…

    Belle November 18, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Starvin’ Scott Boland refuses to turn right at Claremont Hungry Jack’s, lets traffic flow

    After a full day of helping old ladies cross the road and helping bloke’s move house, all Scotty Boland wanted was a cheeky feed to…

    Belle November 17, 2025
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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mrs Supermoon

Belle April 28, 2021

Doreen’s expectations for the pink Supermoon were sky high, so she loaded up the “didn’t pull out-mobile” and drove her family to the Rockingham Foreshore.…

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From the Zoo

Donothan v. Mortal Kombat Aussie Casting Call

Belle April 26, 2021

Tiffeaknee yells out to Donothan, “babe they need staunchcunts for the new Mortal Kombat movie”. Donothan has been waiting for this moment. To prepare for…

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From the Zoo BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: Backyard Camping during COVID lockdown

Belle April 24, 2021

There’s nothing quite like pitching a tent in your backyard to keep the crotch goblins off your god damn back because the camping trip to…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: People to Avoid at the Supermarket

Belle April 24, 2021

On a wrong day, going to your local supermarket can make storming the shores of Normandy with a seasick squadron seem like a picnic at…

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From the Zoo

So, you want to be a Sovereign Citizen, ay?

Belle April 22, 2021

Defence lawyers hate them! Because sovereign citizen’s reckon they’ve found a way to avoid criminal prosecution without the need for expensive legal fees! Just tell…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mrs Garden City

Belle April 22, 2021 MummyShopping

After dropping off her silver spoonlings to her mother’s for the day, Amanda heads towards the Claremont Quarter of the South: Garden City. She finds…

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  • West Coast requires all draft picks to hold a valid white card so they can legally work on a rebuilding site 
  • Boorloo Bridge now fully stripped of copper in less than 24 hours after lighting strip fell 
  • BYD Shark yellow stickered for failing to display a shark-themed number plate
  • TransPerth eases public’s mind over derailment by appointing BHP as train safety consultants 
  • Starvin’ Scott Boland refuses to turn right at Claremont Hungry Jack’s, lets traffic flow
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