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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed

    The WA Government has revealed the reason the Australind train to Bunbury is taking so long is due to a delay in constructing the Australind…

    Belle April 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Cricket Australia Disappointed in Bancroft After Warner Charged with Blowing Numbers

    Cricket Australia has reacted strongly to the news David Warner was charged with drink driving in Sydney this week. In a special press conference called…

    Belle April 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Barrack Arch repurposed as residential to service much needed high end luxury apartment market

    The WA Government has made a brave call and decided to repurpose the Barrack Arch as a residential apartment block to service those most in…

    Belle April 7, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Anti-Headlighter Vows to Not Bend to Big Visibility

Belle October 19, 2021

Ron has done his research and he isn’t convinced by the claims of every other motorist that switching on your headlights in rainy conditions is…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Hoon Doesn’t Reckon Emergency Services Are Busy Enough Today, Takes Down Power Line

Belle October 19, 2021 Boganhoon

Burnt rubber aficionado, “Tex”, hasn’t let the constant sound of sirens or reports of power outages deter him from contributing to the storm aftermath shitshow.…

View More Perth Hoon Doesn’t Reckon Emergency Services Are Busy Enough Today, Takes Down Power Line
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IN FOCUS: Thriving on Jacob’s Ladder

Belle October 16, 2021

Each morning at the crack of dawn, the who’s who of people who post fitness mirror selfies on Tinder congregate at Jacob’s Ladder to awaken…

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Boat Ramps Prepare for Big Day of “Incompetence or Insurance Job” Game

Belle October 16, 2021

There’s nothing like excellent Summer weather on the weekend to stoke the nautical wiles of WA’s weekend warrior boating community. You know what they say,…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Inquiry Held as to Why Sacha Baron Cohen Hasn’t Posted Obligatory Quokka Selfie Yet

Belle October 15, 2021

Western Australians are understandably shocked that a celebrity has entered the state and hasn’t fulfilled their obligation of “selling us to the world” via Rotto…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The Conti Roll

Belle October 14, 2021

The rest of the nation assumes that the native delicacy of Western Australia is a red dirt & ice burger served with a secessionist sentiment…

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  • Cricket Australia Disappointed in Bancroft After Warner Charged with Blowing Numbers
  • Barrack Arch repurposed as residential to service much needed high end luxury apartment market
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