IN FOCUS: “Your Mate”
Navigating the nuances of the word “mate” is a skill that every Australian acquires through years of dealing with a rich ecosystem of human garbage.…
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Mr “Imma Lawyer!”
These days Australia has more lawyers than you’d find in O.J’s living room after receiving the consolation prize of an exquisite set of steak knives…
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Mrs Supermoon
Doreen’s expectations for the pink Supermoon were sky high, so she loaded up the “didn’t pull out-mobile” and drove her family to the Rockingham Foreshore.…
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Donothan v. Mortal Kombat Aussie Casting Call
Tiffeaknee yells out to Donothan, “babe they need staunchcunts for the new Mortal Kombat movie”. Donothan has been waiting for this moment. To prepare for…
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IN FOCUS: Backyard Camping during COVID lockdown
There’s nothing quite like pitching a tent in your backyard to keep the crotch goblins off your god damn back because the camping trip to…
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IN FOCUS: People to Avoid at the Supermarket
On a wrong day, going to your local supermarket can make storming the shores of Normandy with a seasick squadron seem like a picnic at…
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