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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Mount Magnet Man has a Panic Attack over Beer Selection at Perth Microbrewery

Belle August 29, 2021

Old mate Crackers is a good ol country boy that likes the simpler things in life. His world was blown apart on a recent visit…

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Urgent Vaccination for Bayswater Bridge Following Infected Truckies Entering the State

Belle August 27, 2021

News that two NSW truckies have entered WA infected with COVID has presented an immediate danger to Perth’s beloved big girl – The Baysie Bridge.…

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Ms Swan Valley Wine Tour

Belle August 27, 2021 BoganEntertainmentPartyyeahthegirls

Every year the Swan Valley is transformed from idyllic Australifana to a nauseating pig pen of pissed up Perthian’s sipping on peen-shaped novelty straw. Mercedes…

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WA Under the Pump to Discover Fire Before it Can Power 2021 Grand Final

Belle August 26, 2021

Should Perth be given the all-clear to host the AFL Grand Final it will need to discover the ability to produce one of modern civilisations…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Claremont Quarter

Belle August 26, 2021

By 2006, Claremont could no longer handle the local arcade’s inability to accurately reflect their sense of self-worth. It, therefore, engaged the Hawaiian group and…

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AFL Confirm 2021 WILL Be the First Grand Final to be Played in a Cave

Belle August 25, 2021

AFL CEO, Gill confirmed that WA and its society of cave-dwelling, primordial soup-sippers will be the destination for the grand final if Melbourne continues to…

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