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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Queue at cheaper Perth petrol station Now Stretching to Kalgoorlie

    A potent combination of the conflict in the Middle East, fear mongering and the reputation of petrol companies has created the perfect storm today as…

    Belle March 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Report: man thought it was a good idea to go to Hillarys on a public holiday for some reason

    A local bozo had the bright idea to drag his family to Hillarys today to enjoy a nice relaxing public holiday next to the tranquil…

    Belle March 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend

    A mobile AI traffic camera positioned on the Freeway heading southbound has crashed out under the sheer volume of how much vehicular fuckery it was…

    Belle February 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Authorities up the ante against Alcoa with sternly worded tree vandalism sign in Northern Jarrah Forest

    A joint taskforce into Alcoa’s tree cutting shitcuntery in the Northern Jarrah Forest has been launched between State and Federal environmental authorities. Fearing the $55…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport

    It’s a move that some punters are sceptical about given the CBD has the humming hustle and bustle of Galleria most of the time. However,…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Man flying into Perth borrows Geelong guernsey in hope he’ll be classified essential enough to skip quarantine

Belle July 14, 2021

Freedom hating traitor, Alex, has turned his back on WA for 5 years to pursue a career as a pro-art-wanker in Melbourne. This week he…

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Pretending to be busy

Belle July 13, 2021

Contrary to popular belief, it isn’t hard work that gets you ahead, it is merely the appearance of working hard that separates the manager-wheat from…

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Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr It’s Coming Home

Belle July 12, 2021

For the last month, Phil has been pumping England’s tyres like he just got a job in the Land Rover showroom. You see, Phil saw…

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BREAKING NEWS

Perth insurance fraudster cant wait to put hatchback to the test against Monday’s predicted floods

Belle July 11, 2021

Drivers were treated to no shortage of statutory write off opportunities on Friday as Perth’s drainage system completely shat the bed and turned the roads…

View More Perth insurance fraudster cant wait to put hatchback to the test against Monday’s predicted floods
Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Farmers Market

Belle July 11, 2021

It’s 7:00 am on a Sunday morning and Hayley is annoying the living shit out of her housemates. She is tearing around their townhouse getting…

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BREAKING NEWS

Bunnings listens to customers: creates first swim-up sausage sizzle bar

Belle July 10, 2021

Bunnings realised the only way to make their beloved sausage sizzles more Australian was to set up a Bali style swim-up bar to unite weekend…

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  • Authorities up the ante against Alcoa with sternly worded tree vandalism sign in Northern Jarrah Forest
  • City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport
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