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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Jeep driver opts out of NYE celebrations as he’s already spent tons on a huge letdown that will leave him stranded at the end of the night

    A Jeep driver has ascended into a state of permanent New Year’s Eve’ing after buying his untrusty steed some months ago. Why does he need…

    Belle December 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Westralian man’s holiday ruined after having to endure an East Coast sunset 

    A Westralian man has been left feeling physically ill after having to endure yet another East Coast sunset while holidaying on the East Coast.  The…

    Belle December 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Neighbour leading the “bin day” charge creates chain reaction of false hope and betrayal

    A suburban street in Perth needed a hero after the gooch period created an atmosphere of uncertainty over which day their bins would be collected.…

    Belle December 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Nation’s dads form orderly queue outside MCG to explain how to mow grass properly

    Hundreds of thousands of dads from all over the Nation have descended upon the MCG to form an orderly queue in anticipation of giving their…

    Belle December 28, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Cricket Australia launches urgent GoFundMe after another 2 day test leaves them in financial ruin

    Times are tough over at Cricket Australia as another 2 day test match has cost the organisation an estimated $10,000,000 clams. The second financial blow…

    Belle December 27, 2025
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From the Zoo

Donothan v. Mortal Kombat Aussie Casting Call

Belle April 26, 2021

Tiffeaknee yells out to Donothan, “babe they need staunchcunts for the new Mortal Kombat movie”. Donothan has been waiting for this moment. To prepare for…

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From the Zoo BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: Backyard Camping during COVID lockdown

Belle April 24, 2021

There’s nothing quite like pitching a tent in your backyard to keep the crotch goblins off your god damn back because the camping trip to…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: People to Avoid at the Supermarket

Belle April 24, 2021

On a wrong day, going to your local supermarket can make storming the shores of Normandy with a seasick squadron seem like a picnic at…

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From the Zoo

So, you want to be a Sovereign Citizen, ay?

Belle April 22, 2021

Defence lawyers hate them! Because sovereign citizen’s reckon they’ve found a way to avoid criminal prosecution without the need for expensive legal fees! Just tell…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mrs Garden City

Belle April 22, 2021 MummyShopping

After dropping off her silver spoonlings to her mother’s for the day, Amanda heads towards the Claremont Quarter of the South: Garden City. She finds…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Yumbo Fever

Belle April 21, 2021

The only thing that has got boomers friskier than the rent moratoriums lifting is the reintroduction of the Hungry Jack’s Yumbo. Nothing satisfies a hard-earned…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • Jeep driver opts out of NYE celebrations as he’s already spent tons on a huge letdown that will leave him stranded at the end of the night
  • Westralian man’s holiday ruined after having to endure an East Coast sunset 
  • Neighbour leading the “bin day” charge creates chain reaction of false hope and betrayal
  • Nation’s dads form orderly queue outside MCG to explain how to mow grass properly
  • Cricket Australia launches urgent GoFundMe after another 2 day test leaves them in financial ruin
  • Perth man finally arrives for his Boxing Day flight after getting through DFO traffic 

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