IN FOCUS: Cum-trees (aka Ornamental Pears)
If you’ve ever been walking down the street and suddenly get hit in the nostrils by a strong stank of baby-batter you could be forgiven…
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REPORT: Dôme Café Really Likes the Look of that Waterside Location in Your Suburb
Yesterday, we received a report that a Dôme Café location scout was seen licking his lips, rubbing his hands together, and announcing that he wanted…
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Beer Taps to be Attached to Urinals to Honour CUB Contract at Perth Grand Final
Gage Roads won’t be supplying the 2021 Grand Final with beer after being shafted by the cruel strap-on of competing contractual relationships. Although it’s arguable…
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Eddie to Miss 3 Weeks with Debilitating Bruised Ego After Being Denied Entry to WA
Eddie McGuire is in intensive care following a brutal dose of reality that he wasn’t above the rest of the population when it came to…
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WA Requires Sacrifice to Appease Primitive God to Ensure Bountiful Grand Final
Western Australia has been sent scrambling to adequately prepare for the Grand Final after it was announced today the MCG couldn’t host the big event.…
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WA to Open First School of Crypto Mines in Kalgoorlie
Western Australia may be renowned as the champagne mining jurisdiction of the world but it’s losing countless workers to the allure of the real coal…
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