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    English Cricket Team stranded in Australia after being unable to catch a plane either 

    The English Cricket Team have come to grips with the painful realisation that they may never leave Australia after discovering a plane was also something…

    Belle January 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Drive-in theatre planned for Stirling bridge to entertain gridlocked motorists during Fremantle Traffic Bridge closure

    The Western Australian Government has announced that Stirling Bridge will become a drive-in theatre in February this year.  The move is to give motorists diverted…

    Belle January 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    England claim moral victory after snicko hands Aussies 4-1 Ashes win

    England has sensationally claimed they would’ve won The Ashes 5-0 if it wasn’t for the umpire assistance technology snicko. According to England, the couple of…

    Belle January 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    WA car seller demands top dollar for vehicle with more sun damage than a Brit abroad 

    A Western Australian car seller knows what he’s got and he isn’t making any price concessions for the severe sun damage on his vehicle.  According…

    Belle January 7, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Kalgoorlie bloke disgusted that no one is getting on the mini beers in Perth

    Tex is a decidedly uncouth member of society hailing from Kalgoorlie. This week, he’s headed into the big smoke of Perth to catch up with…

    Belle January 6, 2026
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Mr Joint Facebook Account

Belle May 7, 2021

Karen and Stanley’s marriage is a lot like wanking in a mate’s sleeping bag: sure it feels comfortable, but ultimately it ruins friendships. Near friendless…

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IN FOCUS: Late Night Shopping 

Belle May 6, 2021

Thursday represents different things to different people. For some, thirsty Thursday is the day they get a little too excited and make their Friday drag…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Novice Motorcyclist

Belle May 6, 2021

Todd spends another evening marooned on the shore of existential dread. Savage gusts of age erode his hairline and batter his once youthful looks. His…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Perth Wet Weather

Belle May 5, 2021

There is always a twinkle in Robbo’s eye when he sees rainfall in Perth. It reminds him of the back streets of Patong where he…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms “I Blame My Bad Life Decisions on Star Signs”

Belle May 4, 2021 New Age

Laura loves astrology because it is infinitely easier to blame her shortcomings on burning balls of space gas, rather than her lack of commitment to…

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WA Culture & Notable Events Unique & Other

The Perth Old Mate

Belle May 2, 2021 BoganPersonalityPub

Dazza is a purebred cob and has left the imprint of his King Gee stubbies on barstools from Meekatharra to Esperance. He has done every…

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  • WA car seller demands top dollar for vehicle with more sun damage than a Brit abroad 
  • Kalgoorlie bloke disgusted that no one is getting on the mini beers in Perth
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