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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle December 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day

    The Western Australian Government has apologised to the people of Perth after the new Ellenbrook Line delivered on the threat of bringing thousands of Ellenbrook…

    Belle December 8, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA announces BCF shirt buyback as fish ban set to decimate displays of boating incompetence 

    Western Australia has announced recreational demersal fishing on the west coast will be banned until the Spring of 2027. As a result, many weekend warriors…

    Belle December 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban

    Atrocious Perth fisho, Timbo, who has never caught a Dhuey in his life is putting on a convincing act while joining in on his fellow…

    Belle December 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    AC/DC concert receives noise complaints from residents in Two Rocks 

    AC/DC are not popular with Two Rocks NIMBYs after noise complaints streamed in as last night’s concert at Perth Stadium roared on. Residents in Two…

    Belle December 5, 2025
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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Live, Laugh, Love

Belle April 2, 2021 Bogan

Magic happens when you least expect it. For Tammy that was during one of her many lapses of parental supervision in K-Mart last Tuesday. While…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr Blazing Swan

Belle March 31, 2021

Travis is a wealthy beneficiary to a parental fortune and an amateur psy-trance DJ that knows the real meaning of freedom is being the Kelly…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Rocking a Mullet

Belle March 29, 2021 Bogan

In contemporary Australian culture, a mullet has always been the perfect haircut to let your 2nd cousin know that you take a relaxed view when…

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Travellers

Mr & Mrs “Wander Out Yonder”

Belle March 29, 2021

School holidays are when WA’s Northern towns become more popular than the fat guy in an Andes plane wreck survival party. Hordes of Godless savages…

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Geraldton WA
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POSTCODES: GERALDTON 6530

Belle March 28, 2021

Don’t be fooled by this sleepy coastal City, the townsfolk haven’t slept a wink! Gero – the Northern gateway to worse places. Getting There Seeing…

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Unique & Other

The Chilli Enthusiast

Belle March 28, 2021

Dylan was born with taste buds whiter than the special varnish on a liberal MP’s desk. Despite the caucasian curse of chilli intolerance, he persevered…

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  • Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban
  • AC/DC concert receives noise complaints from residents in Two Rocks 
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