The Perth South African
Oscar’s parents were drawn to Perth’s white outer suburbs like parched warthogs to a watering hole. The rotting carcass of house & land packages provided…
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Being a workplace snitch
Were you born a professional humpback? Has nature been so cruel to stunt your natural charms & aptitude forcing you to lurk in the shadows…
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IN FOCUS: Perth’s Urban Sprawl
Suck shit, Sochi, Russia – Perf is now believed to be the world champion at urban sprawl. From Two Rocks to Singleton, this bad boy…
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IN FOCUS: Canning Highway
If Stirling Highway is the Ted Bundy of people’s will to live then Canning Highway is surely a sad little copycat trying to grasp at…
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Mr E-Plate
The only extraordinary aspect of Reece’s vehicular delinquency is the fact he has managed to write off every form of transport he has ever owned.…
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A Guide to Being a Verge Scab
The end is dawning on kerb-crawling filth as more and more councils have opted to end verge side collections. Thus, its never been more important…
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