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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Acts of “Bazball” decreed a treasonable offence by order of The King

    England have entered full damage control after the controversial style of aggressive test batting has been declared dead.  Thus to protect the sanctity of English…

    Belle December 22, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times From the Zoo

    Top 11 worst people you’ll encounter at the pub this silly season

    The guy who thinks waving a pineapple is ballin’ – Woah, calm down Bill Gates, you wouldn’t want to start a stampede of every female bartender…

    Belle December 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Australia to be replaced by Jake Paul at next Ashes to give England a chance at winning something 

    The ICC has made a ruling that Jake Paul will be replacing the Australian cricket team in all future Ashes games to give England a…

    Belle December 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    WA holiday spots overwhelmed by rowdy Balinese tourists

    As the Aussie dollar drops, Western Australian holiday hot spots are being inundated with rowdy Balinese tourists who have decided to give Australia a taste…

    Belle December 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    Top 14 Signs You’re A Down South Pest

    Going down south is an important part of the Westralian spirit. Some are well behaved, most aren’t, get your bingo cards ready: 1. You ruin…

    Belle December 20, 2025
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Party & Entertainment

Mr Perth Craft Beer Festival

Belle April 16, 2021

Liam is a large, gaseous life form that spends most weekends seasoning his man cave with the pungent odours of a man who survives off…

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Health & Medicine

The Office Keto Warrior

Belle April 16, 2021

Todd knew some changes had to be made when his sister’s newborn made a play for his supple manboob when he first held him. Turns…

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Cottesloe Perth WA
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Ms Cottesloe

Belle April 13, 2021 Golden Triangle

Sophie is having a tough day. Her new Range Rover Sport is due for maintenance, so she is forced to drive around her sister’s shitty…

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Bumble Perth WA
Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Bumble

Belle April 12, 2021

Siobhan is a strong, career-focused woman who reduces her life to a series of meticulously organised timeslots on her diary. She has less time for…

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Perth housemate
Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

The Gumtree Housemate

Belle April 7, 2021

Karls only real ability in life is fooling naive sub-letters into thinking he is a model housemate when he comes to inspect the room on…

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Reckons BREAKING NEWS

The People of Perth v the Smart Freeway: Operation Merge to Avoid the Flamin’ Ute

Belle April 5, 2021

After a ute caught fire in the emergency lane, the smart freeway had a very simple mission for the people of Perth: merge right as…

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  • Australia to be replaced by Jake Paul at next Ashes to give England a chance at winning something 
  • WA holiday spots overwhelmed by rowdy Balinese tourists
  • Top 14 Signs You’re A Down South Pest
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