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    Gold Coast Suns stuck in Perth wet weather traffic, expected to miss tomorrow’s final

    Fate has dealt a cruel blow to the Gold Coast Suns who arrived in Perth today ahead of their finals clash against Flagmantle tomorrow.  While…

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    Police reveal early reports Charizard was seen on CCTV at Morley Markets were mistaken

    WA Police are slowly revealing the extent of the confusion around early reports the Morley Markets fire was deliberately lit.  With the Commissioner revealing that…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 

    Western Australia has a reason to celebrate today after Fremantle was awarded best tourist town in the Australian Tourism Awards.  To honour this achievement, Premier…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer

    Cherie used to fancy herself somewhat of a foodie. Her husband and baby daddy Dan was always on the lookout for the next exciting craft…

    Belle September 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Confused Rocko man forced to deny he’s a racer after joining wrong event yesterday 

    A Rockingham man who ventured into Perth CBD for a day of flag waving & chanting was left a little confused after he joined the…

    Belle September 1, 2025
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Travellers

Mr Bali Ash Cloud

Belle July 14, 2015 BoganDrugs & AlcoholEntertainmentPartyTravel

Two weeks ago Bryan had a YOLO moment after too many cans of bourbon and booked a trip to Bali. Giving late notice to his…

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Health & Medicine WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Dry July

Belle June 30, 2015 Drugs & AlcoholInstagramMillennialSlacktivistSocial Media

As she forgets her reasons for running and the sun sets on a rainbow sky, Simone must mercilessly dry hump July’s new hashtag like her…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr CEO Sleepout

Belle June 21, 2015 FinanceMoneySlacktivist

Bossman’s spread-sheet personality is as warm and inviting as some antihistamines at a used grundy factory. He discards thousands of employees like yesterday’s Armani suit…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Perth Juvie

Belle June 19, 2015 CrimeFightStudyyouth

Brittany’s Facebook looks like an attention-seeking bomb went off in the middle of a failed Supre model’s party. Naturally, she is “married” to her bff…

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Unique & Other

Feeding Time at the Zoo

Belle June 14, 2015 BoganFood

Here we see a typical clash between self-professed foodies at a bountiful Perth feeding ground. Mr FIFO Foodie has drawn the ire of a waiter…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Mount Lawley

Belle May 19, 2015 culturehipsterwanker

Mount Lawley is the bohemian flame to which the scarfed Perthian is drawn. It is a bustling hub of irritating fashion, latte-sipping fixie connoisseurs and…

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  • Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 
  • Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer
  • Confused Rocko man forced to deny he’s a racer after joining wrong event yesterday 
  • Galleria to include world’s first drive through, self service bar as part of renovations 

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