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    Buddy Franklin Rejoins AFL For Easier Run Than Facing Gingin Boys Again

    Buddy Franklin has made the decision to rejoin the AFL as the thought of having to play against Gingin again vexes the legend. Strapping up…

    Belle April 19, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Perth Cactus to run in 2029 WA State Election after securing youth vote

    Westralia is in shock this morning after the infamous Perth Cactus announced it would be running for Government in the 2029 WA State Election. The…

    Belle April 19, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

     Joy in New Zealand as tinnie with Nation’s fuel supply let through Strait of Hormuz

    Cries of joy have been heard all through New Zealand after they received news that their national tinnie carrying their entire fuel supply was finally…

    Belle April 18, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Two Supertankers-a-Day Limit Imposed on Superpowers to Prevent Panic Buying After Strait of Hormuz Reopens

    Petro-nations in the middle-east have borrowed some inspiration from Australian retail and imposed a 2 supertanker-per-day limit on fuel as the Strait of Hormuz reopens…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Tyre punctures plummet as rising building material costs force tradies to keep track of screws

    Tyre punctures across the entire country have plummeted thanks to the rising cost of building material amid the Iran war. In a rare win for…

    Belle April 17, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump Blasts Bull Creek Aviation Museum for Not Assisting US in Iran

Belle April 7, 2026

Donald Trump has sensationally come up swinging against US allies he claims wronged him by not assisting in his war against Iran. The usual suspects…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Karrinyup to place a Perth Cactus at exit of carpark so lost motorists know where to gather

Belle April 7, 2026

Karrinyup Shopping Centre has thought of a novel way to help guide the souls of the damned out of the underground car park. Taking some…

View More Karrinyup to place a Perth Cactus at exit of carpark so lost motorists know where to gather
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

Belle April 5, 2026

A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

Belle April 3, 2026

A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

View More Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

Belle April 3, 2026

Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

View More Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

Belle April 3, 2026

Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

View More Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

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