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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Blissful Calm to Fall Over Australia as Tin-Foilers Switch Off Their Phones to Avoid AusAlert

    Australia is set to experience a rare yet fleeting calm today as the tin-foil brigade switch off their phones to avoid receiving the AusAlert warning…

    Belle July 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Supermarkets Forced to Put Special Notices on Toilet Paper Ahead of Tomorrow’s Emergency Alert Test

    Major Australian supermarkets have been forced to take proactive action to manage toilet paper stock ahead of tomorrow’s AusAlert warning test. Despite the advanced warning…

    Belle July 26, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Owner of Kings Awning Shocked to Learn it Actually Pulls Out

    An owner of a Kings Awning has been left absolutely stunned today after learning the piece of kit bolted to his 4WD permanently actually serves…

    Belle July 25, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Rogue AI Model Self-Terminates After Hacking Perth Smart Freeway Data

    Open AI has conceded that one of its AI models went rogue yesterday and hacked Perth’s smart freeway data. While this is concerning in and…

    Belle July 23, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Fuel Companies thank Australians for sticking by them during tough period of lower petrol prices

    Major fuel companies have personally thanked the Aussie public for their loyalty during a “tough period” of cheaper petrol prices recently. A spokesperson for Big…

    Belle July 22, 2026
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IN FOCUS: People to Avoid at the Supermarket

Belle April 24, 2021

On a wrong day, going to your local supermarket can make storming the shores of Normandy with a seasick squadron seem like a picnic at…

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From the Zoo

So, you want to be a Sovereign Citizen, ay?

Belle April 22, 2021

Defence lawyers hate them! Because sovereign citizen’s reckon they’ve found a way to avoid criminal prosecution without the need for expensive legal fees! Just tell…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mrs Garden City

Belle April 22, 2021 MummyShopping

After dropping off her silver spoonlings to her mother’s for the day, Amanda heads towards the Claremont Quarter of the South: Garden City. She finds…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Yumbo Fever

Belle April 21, 2021

The only thing that has got boomers friskier than the rent moratoriums lifting is the reintroduction of the Hungry Jack’s Yumbo. Nothing satisfies a hard-earned…

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Reckons

WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Bonds Baby Search Mummas

Belle April 20, 2021

In 2019, Bonds drove a dagger through its own abomination by declaring the Bonds Baby Search would no longer involve a “voting element”. By taking…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr 420

Belle April 19, 2021

When mother nature whipped her first cone it was inevitable that she would also cough up an unpleasant mucous. That unpleasant mucous is Simon. He…

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  • Rogue AI Model Self-Terminates After Hacking Perth Smart Freeway Data
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