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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Geelong arrives at wrong oval after being drawn to available farming land

    Oofff, the mighty Geelong Cats have found themselves caught in a farm-trance on their way to Norwood oval this morning. Despite clearly putting in the…

    Belle April 12, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Blow for Flagmantle as Mason Cox drafted to America

    Flagmantle’s 3 ruck dream has hit a major snag after new recruit Mason Cox was drafted to America pursuant to new laws enacted by their…

    Belle April 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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Entertainment

Tips on Having a Great Day at the Races

Belle October 26, 2017 EntertainmentPartyRacessports

1. Women’s Fashion Pick a dress that will make you look as hot as when you enter as when you are filmed slopping around the…

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Travellers

Ms “I Lived in London”

Belle October 22, 2017 hipsterMillennial

It’s been several years since Olivia’s 3month stint in London but the passion to tell people she indeed temporarily inhabited the big smoke burns brighter…

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Politics

Mr American Gun Control

Belle October 10, 2017 World

When it comes to the US mass shooting epidemic, Kyle is like an unlicensed plumber you’d find on Gumtree: he may not know how to…

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Work & Study Party & Entertainment

Mr Royal Show Carnie

Belle September 27, 2017 BoganemploymentEntertainment

Daz has toured the show circuit for 20 years and is better at separating bogans from their money than a Centrelink piss-test. He runs sideshow…

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Health & Medicine

Mr Food is Medicine

Belle September 15, 2017 FoodHealthNew Age

Pierre trained as a chef but had bigger ambitions. Now he doesn’t like to throw around words like “doctor” or “medical advice” partly because food…

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Work & Study

Mr Perth Truck Driver

Belle August 31, 2017 employmentmotoring

Dez receives a call from his temp agency, “we need a truck driver to drop off a 5-tonne payload to Bayswater”. It’s all white noise…

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  • Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 
  • New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz
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