Ms Plastic Bag Ban
Its been a week since the plastic bag ban and Sue isn’t taking it well. How could these corporate fuck-monkeys be so cruel to fling…
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Mr World Cup
Like Cardinal Pell receiving a summons to a Royal Commission Chris suddenly has a fever, to be specific soccer fever, which conveniently manifests itself quadrennially…
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The Buzzfeed / VICE Journalist
Lauren always wanted to be a journalist but she always found the news to be a total snore-fest. There was only one thing for it…
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Mrs Neighbourhood Watch
Like a disorientated Big Bird at a Sesame Street suckatorium, Karen is always sticking her beak where it doesn’t belong. She is the sheriff in…
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Mr Aussie Cricket Scandal
For over a century the Aussie cricket team has served as guardians of Australia’s moral compass. If they were playing fair, honest cricket then we…
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A Guide to the Bonds Baby Search
1. Why enter? Thousands of full-time mummies enter their bubs into this infantile “hot or not” competition in the hope they will be able to…
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