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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    North Melbourne to miss Freo game after getting stuck in Bunbury Farmers Market carpark

    In classic Bunbury scenes, the North Melbourne footy team has found themselves trapped in the Bunbury Farmers Market car park on this cracking day. Sadly,…

    Belle June 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business Uncategorized

    Australia deploys nation’s finest second-hand negotiator after discovering AUKUS submarines are pre-owned

    Australia has reacted to the news that they’ll be getting second-hands subs by deploying the “best in the business” when it comes to getting a…

    Belle June 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac

    A Western Australian man has had a gutful of European baristas staring at him with blank, clueless expressions when he attempts to order a proper…

    Belle June 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump refuses to budge on price of used AUKUS submarines, saying “no low ballers, I no wat I got”

    Trump is furious at the growing chorus of haters saying Australia is paying far too much for steaming piles of second-hand shit under the AUKUS…

    Belle June 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth man still not going to concede that was a storm

    Despite classic storm qualities such as damaging winds, heavy rain and flooding, local man Bruce is not going as far to call it a “storm”.…

    Belle June 1, 2026
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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Mummy Blogger

Belle April 21, 2016 MummyoutrageSocial Media

Posting a photo of your kid with shit all over his face is the heroin of the full-time mummy world. It’s like the feeling of…

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Health & Medicine

Ms Anti-Vaccine

Belle April 8, 2016 HealthNew AgePseudo Science

This is Linda, and she is an anti-vaccine advocate. Priests hate her! As she has proven that you can ruin a generation of children without…

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Work & Study

Little Miss Corporate

Belle March 17, 2016 employmentFinanceoffice

Jessica’s constant gloating about her grad position is like using the party potato salad to relieve your yeasty itch: it makes her feel good but…

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Unique & Other

Mr Waleed Aly

Belle January 24, 2016

Waleed awakens in his ivory tower and peruses a room full of suits. He ponders today’s garbs as he tries to pick the suit that…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr Breakfest

Belle December 23, 2015 Party

Gary wakes up on Boxing Day to the soothing sounds of test match cricket. There is no time to spare, he is feeling a little…

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Party & Entertainment

Ms Leftbank X-Mas Eve Party

Belle December 22, 2015 Entertainment

For the 3rd year in a row Jess has opted for a sexy twist on the festive theme. Her cleavage is taped in and her…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • North Melbourne to miss Freo game after getting stuck in Bunbury Farmers Market carpark
  • Australia deploys nation’s finest second-hand negotiator after discovering AUKUS submarines are pre-owned
  • Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac
  • Trump refuses to budge on price of used AUKUS submarines, saying “no low ballers, I no wat I got”
  • Perth man still not going to concede that was a storm
  • Public urged to check pools after entire industrial warehouse blows away in Kewdale overnight

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