Lean FIFO Man Swears By Mining Camp Diet – “You Won’t Want To Eat More”
Before landing a job on the mines, Traylor’s rig was sloppier than a re-microwaved Whopper with cheese. That’s until he learned the secrets of mining…
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Seasoned FIFO worker still has laundry trust issues years after leaving the game
Thommo earned the nickname tomahawk on site after shoving his fist in one of his steel caps and trying to chop down the donga door…
FIFOs Threaten To Bring Industry To A Grinding Halt Over Vape Ban
As of a stroke past midnight this morning, non-prescription vapes containing nicotine are now banned in Australia. This naturally has pissed off the FIFO community…
Regular Perth FIFO bloke mistaken for Post Malone at Spilt Milk Festival
An unfortunate punter has been swarmed outside Claremont Showgrounds by an adoring group of fans who mistook him for U.S artist Post Malone. It took…
FIFO Bloke Who Spends All Day in Air Con Tells Perth to Harden Up This Week
Thanks to a nifty combination of contacts high up and general incompetence, Cal hasn’t seen a hard day’s work since he could see his peen…
Woolies new airport store plans to cash in on the lucrative “FIFOs who can be farked grocery shopping the minute they step off a plane” market
Woolworth’s new Perth airport store intends to be a strategic hub for the 3 or maybe 5 FIFO workers who fancy a grocery shop after…