REPORT: Matilda’s bandwagoner laying it on a bit thick…
In the space of just a month, Perth Matilda’s bandwagoner John has gone from a healthy Aussie dislike of soccer to painting his face green…
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Cook whacks a donga outside Parliament House to establish a WA Embassy In Canberra
Roger Cook has boldly progressed with plans to establish a WA Embassy in Canberra by plonking a mining donga right outside Parliament House. He addressed…
WA Man Fearing More Vape Busts Learns You Can Just Light Up A Lip Smacker Instead
WA man Charlie has watched on in horror as 300,000 vapes were seized along with nangs and other goodies in a NOR warehouse the other…
“Epic Location” for Zuckerberg v Elon Fight Confirmed as Morley Galleria Bus Station
When Elon Musk promised an “epic” location for his anticipated smash with Zucc he wasn’t kidding. Rome’s Colosseum was a front runner until he heard…
“Locals Only” – Kid Who Moved To Dunsbourgh 2 Years Ago Defends His Beach
Only 2 years ago, Kai (real name Kyle) was the exact type of blow-in kook scum that he now vows to harass out of his…
Rocko Woman Feels Rejected After Date Fails To Drop A Massive Skid When Leaving Her Home
A Rockingham woman has been left feeling totally dejected after her date failed to leave her dwelling by laying down a fat, obnoxious skid in…