Heartbreak: famished man relegated to the waiting bay
At approximately 12:30 this afternoon, Perth man Todd was given the news that he was dreading most. After a 5 minute wait at the 2nd…
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Cartel offer Alan Joyce a job after hearing his reputation for sending bags to every corner of the globe
An unexpected job offer has come Alan Joyce’s way from Sinaola in Mexico after the Cartel heard the CEO would be stepping down from his…
11 Ideas For Perth’s Very Own “Big Thing” Statue
When deciding how to immortalise our city in “big thing” form we have to ask ourselves, what are we famous for? Ideally they’d just bring…
OPINION: Get the fark out of my way!
G’day shitfabrains, Robbo here, got a wild idea for youse lot, get the fark out of my way when I’m driving on the road! Or…
REPORT: Influencer’s boyfriend getting absolutely reamed today
Any sunny day can be a hectic time in the life of a spineless camera-carrying organism but especially a sunny day in winter. Today has…
Bunnings de-Hoodies DIY Warrior After Another Appalling Display in the Trade Section
Bunnings has taken the unprecedented step of stripping a local DIY warrior of his Bunnings Trade Hoodie after once again acting like a goose without…