Job Dodging 101
Like any true art form, job dodging must be executed with nuance and grace. If it’s done poorly you will shine like a glaring cold…
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Clive To Bring Legal Action Against Himself For Damaging His Reputation
In an Australian first, Clive Palmer has sensationally instructed his solicitors to file an action against himself for damaging his reputation. A spokesperson for Clive…
Super Bowl Fan Plans To Surprise Valentines With 12 Hours of Day Drinking Before Date
Tom knew love was in the air when he knocked the top off his first pre-Super Bowl party froff at 6:30 this morning. Sure, It…
Ms Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day used to represent the Hall-water-Mark of consumerism. A day when the wave of pointless spending crashed on the shore of forced sentiment and…
Perth Snowboarder Who Spent One Season In 2018 Off His Face Reckons He Could’ve Made Olympics
Perth amateur snowboarder, Tobz, reckons he was on track for the 2022 Winter Olympics after after just one season on the Canadian slopes. Tobz was…
Positive Cases Permitted To Complete Isolation Period In Cheap Tuesday Fuel Queue
WA’s CHO has declared that anyone testing positive to COVID via a PCR or RAT is permitted to serve their full isolation period within their…