Mundaring Resident Shocked to Hear About “COVID-19” on Quadrennial trip to Civilisation
“What the hell is COVID-19?” Responded Bert as he was told it was a requirement of COVID-19 restrictions to wear a mask while entering City…
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The Tour de France Enthusiast
Although Roger’s own cycling prowess consists of more cafe biscotti than breakaways he loves nothing more than tuning in every year to criticise the finely…
The Perth Accountant
Toby wasn’t like the other kids, instead of dreaming of fame or glory he dreamed of spreading apart the sheets of a Big 4 firm…
Mounts Bay Speed Camera Voted Public Servant of the Year
The speed camera that sits on Mounts Bay Road, affectionately dubbed “Trust Fund” by the State Government, has been awarded the Public Servant of the Year…
The Forklift Operator
After causing thousands of bucks worth of damage while operating a pallet jack on his first day, most thought Duncan would never rise to the…
Going to Work Sick – A Guide for Heroes
You Exhausted your actual sick days – don’t lie to yourself, you’re a good time party swine. In fact, you’re a disgusting pig. You can’t…