Concerned Cottesloe Woman Reports Children for “Existing”
One could only imagine Cynthia’s shock when the shrill laughter of children coming from outside interrupted her brunch time sherry this morning. Having endured more…
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Labourer Prosecuted 3 Times by WorkSafe Reckons There’s Too Many “Cowboys” in the Perth Construction Industry
If you’ve read any of Ryno’s Facebook rants, it’s clear he reckons Perth’s construction industry is overrun by cowboys and “that lot” who must’ve got…
6 Morning Habits of Highly Unsuccessful people
Ditch the alarm – a panicked feeling that races from your subconscious like an out of control train that you’re going to miss is the true…
BREAKING: Perth Hits Lowest Point – Getting Excited About a 22 Degree Day
After a winter wetter than a substitute teacher’s armpits, Perth residents are finding themselves getting a bit too excited about Friday’s 22 degree scorcher. What…
Hurn Unsure What Felt Longer: 300 Game Career or Today’s Match
To get badly beaten by a group of Collingwood youths, one normally has to get off a late night tram on Smith St. The Eagles,…
Perth Man Instantly Regrets Mentioning Wind Around Co-worker Born in Geraldton
As per usual, Perth is blowing with the tenacity of a insta-Model trying to snag a free photoshoot. One could excuse someone for mentioning the…