Human clickbait machine and shock jock Kane Cornes has accused the West Coast Eagles of blatant tanking after they got up against the Dogs in…
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Buddy Franklin signs a 9 year, $10 Million deal with the Curtin Wesley Footy Club
In a less than shocking development, Buddy Franklin has called curtains on a magnificent AFL career. After 18 seasons he’s finally saying goodbye to footy……
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One of Simmo’s HJ’s soft serve machines better be fkn working because the kids are getting ice creams tonight!
Simmo has sent a series of urgent messages to his two Hungry Jack’s stores seeking confirmation that the soft serve machines are in full working…
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“Never in doubt”, Flagmantle fan says after quietly deleting several weeks of online meltdowns
Dan, a loyal Flagmantle fan has been unable to stop himself fist-pumping around his living room after declaring that today’s victory against the Cats was…
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Footy Dad Apologises To Umpire After Accidently Treating Him Like A Human Being
A Perth footy dad has formally apologised to an umpire after a “moment of madness” saw him address the man with respect. It was a…
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Eagles put on critically endangered list to prevent further massacres
The Australian Government has sensationally leaped into action to protect Western Australian eagles after witnessing a wholesale massacre of the big birds last night in…
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