Blokes are always asking me, “Keifo, why is my apprenno a little bitch?” Bloody good question. Having dealt with more apprentices than a second-hand ute…
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The Perth Apprentice
Harlee is a brand-spankin’ new apprentice and has just landed a job working for his uncle, Trev. Unfortunately, he needs a couple of payslips before…
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Smoko Chat – How to Fix me Broken Marriage
In my toime, I’ve fixed entire mine sites with me bare hands, but as I found out via a note stuck to me fridge, there…
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The Traffic Controller
As a boy Kevo used to look up at signposts and think to himself, “I could do that”, now 33 years later he has landed…
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Mr Electrician
When deciding on a trade, Jarred didn’t want to be the Super Mario of toilets like his plumber mates, nor did he want a fast…
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Mr “Yeh the Boys!”
Years spent laughing at inane Unilad posts had rendered Thommo the personification of a jizz-covered FHM magazine laying on the toilet floor of low brow…
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