A cashed-up corporate toolbag has shed a tear after hearing the news 2.4 tonnes of the good stuff had been intercepted by police and will not be hitting the Terrace in the coming weeks.
This news was truly an insult to the past injury after another couple of bricks were seized near Denmark after an ill-fated fishing adventure. Weeping onto his powderless glass table he told The Times,
“Why can’t they seize tons of meth or something I don’t like? Why has this happened twice in as many months? You know the cost of a bag is just going to skyrocket now and we already pay the WA tax! I think we should defund the police”
The man is so distraught that he hasn’t even been able to bring himself to do a few laps of the CBD in his Audi today. A sign that things aren’t all right in his world. He continued,
“What about all those dirty cops you hear about, surely one can release a brick into the ecosystem. I have a crippling inferiority complex mixed with insecurities up the wazoo. I need the coke to act like I am better than everyone. Is that too much to ask?”
While the second major bust has shaken Terrace workers it has also been felt in other shitbag communities such as Scarborough. With a local turbo echoing the Terrace wanker’s thoughts,
“You know how much blow I have to do to keep this 6 pack? If the price of a bag goes up again I might have to get a job rather than moving juice at the gym and you know that’s what I stand against”
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