A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…
View More Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday
Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…
View More Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year
Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…
View More Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch
Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…
View More WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…
View More NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon
Prime Minister Albanese has made the decision to hold a special national address tonight to inform the people of Australia about a very important issue.…
View More Albanese Expected to Remind Nation West Coast Are Back in Tonight’s Address