West Coast’s interchange bench has been slapped with a 3-week ban for what the MRO described as “flagrant rough conduct” against Harley Reid in the…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Justin Langer Deemed Unsuitable To Coach England Due To History Of Winning
Rumours have been circulating that Justin Langer is the most likely candidate to be nominated as the next English Cricket Coach. However, clearly no one…
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BHP In Strife as Automated Sparkies Develop Sentience and Also Join the Picket Line
BHP is having a ‘mare today after the automated sparkies they’d developed to avoid having to pay real ones developed sentience and decided to join…
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England Blames Tougher Brexit Border Controls for Football’s Inability to Come Home
England vehemently deny that the reason it’s not coming home is because they choked against Argentina. Or any other of their World Cup crash outs.…
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BHP Denies Arrival of Planes Full of New Zealanders Has Anything to Do with Thursday’s Strike
BHP says the arrival of several QantasLink planes full of Kiwis has absolutely nothing to do with the planned industrial action tomorrow. However, sources close…
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WA to Take Over Strait of Hormuz to Ensure it Remains Toll-Free
The world has turned to Western Australia to take control of the clusterfuck happening in the Strait of Hormuz after now Trump has floated the…
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