The Australian Government has announced tough new penalties for any fuel companies thinking of price gouging customers during this period of global instability. The Government…
View More Government threatens fuel companies with $100M price gouging fine or two for $189.99M
Experts warn that the rising price of diesel is going to have a serious impact on the “moot” getting abilities of WA’s most obnoxious soot…
View More Moot Shortages Imminent as Cost Of Emitting Diesel Soot Soars
“No”, Jackson responded to his partner’s 15 minute impassioned plea to release some pressure from the family budget by relying on a little public transport…
View More Perth Man Vows To Drive Himself Into Financial Ruin Before Taking Public Transport
A Perth man has faced the full force of weekend warrior caravaner fury after he let slip to fellow holidaymakers that he’d actually practised reversing…
View More Man Ostracised From Caravan Park for Practising Reversing Before Arrival
A mere 48 hours after big Wank decided to clamp down on Australia, Mandurah has announced it will be launching its first manned spaceship to…
View More Mandurah develops space program after just 2 days without “certain websites”
A likely consequence of the Pornocalypse has been a major boost in the productivity of tradesman who are though to spend over half their day…
View More New Freo Traffic Bridge fully completed after just 48 hours without “certain websites”