Andrew, a Golden Triangle resident, has decided to go full Cottesloe this silly season and has chosen to make a fully matured Norfolk Pine his…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Man signals to the world that he’s given up with new Crocs purchase
An ageing millennial has finally succumbed to the tidal wave of pressure to give up on fashion and has washed up on the shore of…
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Eastern States formally requests WA secede after modest cricket turnout
The Eastern States’ meltdown over Perth’s test numbers continues with a formal request for the Golden State to come good on its threats to secede.…
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Heartbreaking scenes as WA asks Santa for another once-in-a-generational mining boom
Western Australia, represented by Premier Cook, broke hearts today as he sat on Santa’s lap and asked for another once-in-a-century mining boom to bless WA’s…
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The Bison doing Bison things. What a legend
It’s no secret WA produces the best cricketers. Not just due to their superior sized craniums but due to their character. Here we see Mitch…
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Woman kicked out of Scarborough Sunset Markets for not recording an “everything I ate at” TikTok video
An ugly scene erupted at the Scarborough Night Markets last Thursday after failing to adhere to contemporary night market protocol. A witness at the night…
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