The cost of living crisis has reached a new low. With a young professional being spotted drinking water from a communal glass this week. Naturally,…
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8 Tips For The Perfect Day In Bull Creek
Thousands of Perth residents are discovering the secret of a truly enriching day out SOR. Sleep on Bull Creek if you want but don’t say…
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Perth Man Confident Of Health Kick After Swapping Beer For Twice As Many Hard Seltzers
East Freo resident Kyle feels like he’s kept a promise to himself for once after swapping out his usual Wednesday arvo 6 pack for 12…
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Ex-Sizzler bloke ready to evolve into his final form as a cruise ship guy
Ever since Sizzler closed there has been a swine-shaped hole in Troy’s heart. He simply couldn’t find a new place to be an obnoxious glutton…
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What Your Choice Of Dual Cab Says About You
Ford Ranger (Raptor) – you’re a purebred dual cab animal. A real vehicular boogeyman who is as comfortable giving mechanical rectal exams on the Freeway as…
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REPORT: Birkenstock Owner Doesn’t Know When To Let Go
It’s a tough gig being the owner of elite German sandals. It comes with a lot of responsibility that you thong-wearing plebs would never understand.…
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