The 20 people gutted that the Commonwealth Games won’t be coming to Australia will be relieved that Western Australia has found a decent alternative for…
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Mr Diggers & Dealers Kalgoorlie
At this stage of his life, Murray knows that the only thing that can fill the gaping super pit in his heart is striking gold…
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BREAKING: Twiggy the Bachelor Crashes Diggers & Dealers, Debuts Lethal New Look
Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest made a surprise visit to the Diggers & Dealers Conference yesterday despite FHM not presenting at this year’s conference. Arriving by helicopter,…
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Qantas Lounge to Ban Low-Visibility Clothing for Comfort of Valued Members
Qantas has made the bold decision to enforce a Hi-Vis dress code for all guests wishing to use the Qantas Lounge in Terminal 4, stating,…
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Rumbling in Perth Sharehouse: Kiwi Bloke’s NRL Night Ends with a 5.6 Magnitude Hangover
A Baldivis sharehouse thought they were woken up by a Perthquake this morning. Alas, it was only their Kiwi housemate’s ill effects from a big…
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Crime plummets in Perth as City’s NRL fans are busy watching the Double Header at Perth Stadium
The Western Australian Police Force has extended a heartfelt thank you to the NRL for rounding up all of the City’s troublemakers in one convenient…
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