Mature-aged student – just like a crocodile expertly stalks its prey, a mature-aged student will wait for the perfect time to strike with their profound question…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
BREAKING: Transperth shuts Joondalup Line to protect the sanity of Matilda’s fans today
TransPerth has taken the unprecedented step to close a major train line today after deeming the risks to the Australian public “too great” to keep…
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REPORT: Matilda’s bandwagoner laying it on a bit thick…
In the space of just a month, Perth Matilda’s bandwagoner John has gone from a healthy Aussie dislike of soccer to painting his face green…
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Cook whacks a donga outside Parliament House to establish a WA Embassy In Canberra
Roger Cook has boldly progressed with plans to establish a WA Embassy in Canberra by plonking a mining donga right outside Parliament House. He addressed…
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Midvale to finally become a tourist destination with giant statue of Nic Nat planned
Footy fans all over Australia have woken up to the exciting news that the legendary ruckman Nic Nat will be immortalised in statue form in…
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Thoughts & Prayers Sent To 7West’s Sports Writers as Nic Nat Hangs Up His Boots
It’s truly a dark day over in Osborne Park as the news Nic Nat’s retiring sends shockwaves through the sports reporting division. Some are in…
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