Perth managers across the entire range of hospitality are preparing for the most peaceful Saturday on record this weekend. Obviously, excluding those poor souls stuck…
View More Perth managers prepare for rare peaceful Saturday as the usual suspects will be at P!nk
If you were in the market for a brand-spankin’ pair of capri pants before the weekend’s P!nk show then you’d better look over east! Retailers…
View More Citywide shortage of capri pants as P!nk mums prepare to descend on Optus Stadium
A WWE fan has been left seeking positive reinforcement after suspecting he didn’t rock the socks off his date last night. Despite pulling out all…
View More WWE fan’s date denies faking it, claiming she just choreographed it
A year ago, forest-photographer, sugary drink merchant and crypto scammer Logan Paul came to Perth to sell his pisswater. His minders obviously had their fingers…
View More Midvale demands a rematch with Logan Paul after he puss’d out like a coward last time
In a shocking twist, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has been in Perth for several days and has cleverly avoided detected by spending the majority of…
View More The Rock avoids detection in Perth by blending in seamlessly at The Lookout
A Galleria meet & greet has descended into anarchy after several WWE superstars made eye contact with some typical bus port riff-raff on their way…
View More WWE Stars enter impromptu Royal Rumble after making eye contact at Galleria bus port