Ever since Sizzler closed there has been a swine-shaped hole in Troy’s heart. He simply couldn’t find a new place to be an obnoxious glutton…
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BREAKING: Perth Man Wanting $500 Cash Out At Pub Isn’t Fooling Anyone
A rambunctious Perth man has attempted to get $500 cash out at a busy central pub this evening. Reports have come in that everyone in…
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Local dirtbag ending the year as a somebody thanks to the magic of a rooftop bar
A local Perth woman who is described as a “dirtbag” by most people who know her well is choosing to ditch that title for the…
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Man Who Has Never Enjoyed New Year’s Eve Getting Amped For Another Shocker Tonight
Brayden can hardly contain his excitement as he mentally wills time to move faster so he can enjoy another disaster of a New Year’s Eve…
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The Left Bank Opens 2nd Line For ‘Influencers’ Trying To Grift Their Way Into Xmas Eve Party
To cater to the sheer demand of wannabe influencers trying to trade their perceived social capital for a free ticket, The Left Bank has been…
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Controversy as over-competitive Uncle Mankads Nan in backyard cricket
A pleasant game of backyard cricket turned sour this morning after Uncle Dave deployed a dog act never before seen in the series. After failing…
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