Perth bloke Andy has thrown himself an absolute Hail Mary in the dying hours of his ill-fated Bumble date by rushing into the toilets are…
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Category: Lifestyle
REPORT: Wired coworker about one more coffee away from a full existential crisis
A Perth CBD firm is monitoring the well-being of coworker Tim carefully in the wake of an excessively caffeinated morning. The first red flag was…
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Craft brewery admits it’s just making chocolate milkshakes for men not welcome within 100m of an ice creamery
A craft brewery has finally admitted that its absurd chocolate dessert stouts are in fact designed for the sort of men who want a milk…
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Office bloke indulging in some “stress relief” about to learn how shadows work
A Perth office monkey should have paid attention in year 10 science when they taught students how shadows work after his shame was cast on…
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Man not cut out to be a cop invests in a dash cam instead
Local Perth man Keith attempted to join the police force as a younger man but was confronted with the realisation that he wasn’t cop material.…
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REPORT: state of bachelor’s kitchen tiles now somewhere between Clubba and Hip-E Club D-floors
It took some doing but Perth bachelor and all-round swine of a man Tim has managed to transform his kitchen tiles into the old Club…
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