Perth’s Western Suburbs are demanding the Government do more to protect what they call the “real battlers” in this diesel shortage shitshow. Of course, they…
View More Western Suburbs accuse government of ignoring battlers as diesel shortage puts Rotto trips at risk
The Australian Government has announced tough new penalties for any fuel companies thinking of price gouging customers during this period of global instability. The Government…
View More Government threatens fuel companies with $100M price gouging fine or two for $189.99M
Experts warn that the rising price of diesel is going to have a serious impact on the “moot” getting abilities of WA’s most obnoxious soot…
View More Moot Shortages Imminent as Cost Of Emitting Diesel Soot Soars
“No”, Jackson responded to his partner’s 15 minute impassioned plea to release some pressure from the family budget by relying on a little public transport…
View More Perth Man Vows To Drive Himself Into Financial Ruin Before Taking Public Transport
A Perth man has faced the full force of weekend warrior caravaner fury after he let slip to fellow holidaymakers that he’d actually practised reversing…
View More Man Ostracised From Caravan Park for Practising Reversing Before Arrival
A mere 48 hours after big Wank decided to clamp down on Australia, Mandurah has announced it will be launching its first manned spaceship to…
View More Mandurah develops space program after just 2 days without “certain websites”