The CEO of Optus has made a grovelling apology to everyone waiting on an important message from their dealer today. While conceding that it was…
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Optus has a very stern message for whichever 12-year-old brought down their entire telecommunications infrastructure last night – knock it off! Since about midnight, Optus…
View More BREAKING: Optus asks whichever child hacked their system this time to kindly knock it off
Margot Robbie is still recovering from a brush with fame during her recent trip to Perth to launch her Gin company. During the event, the…
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Despite peppering his non-private social media with pissed up race day photos, Tim still reckons he can pull off the perfect ruse tomorrow by telling…
View More Sloppy Kent That Got In 100s of Photos at Ascot Reckons He Can Pull Off a Sickie Tomorrow
Margot Robbie got a rather unexpected reaction when she mistook a group of ladies in pink high-visibility tops as fans waiting for an autograph. It…
View More Awkward scenes as Margot Robbie mistakes a group of Pilbara princesses for fans
It appears that Mother Nature is having a pollen party at Ascot, at least judging by the rapid and consistent sniffing being heard in the…
View More Fairly savage outbreak of hay fever judging by all that sniffing going on in the Ascot toilets