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Category: BREAKING NEWS
RHCP To Dedicate “Under The Bridge” To All The Trucks That Have Struggled Under Baysie Over The Years
A source close to The Red Hot Chilli Peppers has confirmed frontman Anthony Kiedis has taken a particular interest in all the lost mechanical souls…
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Logan Paul Moves Meet & Greet from Midvale Woolies to The Boatshed After Safety Concerns
In news that will surprise absolutely nobody, a UFC sports drink themed meet & greet in Perth’s eastern suburb of Midvale raised safety concerns for…
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Logan Paul’s Management Commended For Accurately Identifying The Heartland of Perth Wannabe UFC Nuffies
While some assume that Logan Paul’s management simply launched a dart at a map of Perth to determine the site of the meet & greet,…
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Millennial Born Too Late To Smoke, Too Soon To Vape, Fears He’ll Never Fit In
A man born on the cusp of Gen Y and Gen Z has been struggling with his beer-garden identity of late. Admitting that he missed…
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Logan Paul Confident His Choreographed WWE Moves Will Help Him Survive Midvale This Weekend
General societal stain and documenter of corpses, Logan Paul, has boldly chosen Midvale Woolies to be the site of his meet & greet to promote…
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