News that the radioactive capsule has been found outside of Newman has relieved nations. It has also made the girlfriend of Rio Tinto roll her…
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Rio Tinto Says There Has Always Been A 300ft Goanna Terrorising Newman, As Backlash Grows
Rio Tinto has categorically denied the 300ft lizard monster terrorising Newman currently has anything to do with the lost radioactive capsule. In an official statement,…
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Dalkeith Man Forced To Dip Into Trust Fund To Buy House Sympathises With Struggling Millennials
Samuel now understands the pain of many in his generation after being forced to dip into the generous trust fund set up by his wealthy…
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Rio ‘sorry’ for lost radioactive cap, yearns for an ancient Aboriginal cave they could bury the scandal under
Rio Tinto is spewin’ their fine name is embroiled in another embarrassing scandal and was forced to apologise to Australia for losing a radioactive capsule…
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Exotic Dancers Flock to Roe Hwy To Perform After Reports Someone Actually Made It Rain
The Perth exotic dancer community has responded in force after hearing about the generous cash splash on Roe Highway yesterday. The sight of pineapples flying…
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Twiggy Says Sculptures By The Sea Light Should Be Used To Summon Him When The City Is In Need
Twiggy is said to be elated over the plans for Japanese artist Takeshi Tanabe to install a massive light installation in Cottesloe for the annual…
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