Matilda’s fan Jessica has suddenly speaking with ceceo which is colloquially known as the Spanish lisp. The change happened immediately after England scored a 3rd…
View More Matilda’s fan now incorporating the Spanish lisp into her speech like she was in down town Madrid
In the space of just a month, Perth Matilda’s bandwagoner John has gone from a healthy Aussie dislike of soccer to painting his face green…
View More REPORT: Matilda’s bandwagoner laying it on a bit thick…
Footy fans all over Australia have woken up to the exciting news that the legendary ruckman Nic Nat will be immortalised in statue form in…
View More Midvale to finally become a tourist destination with giant statue of Nic Nat planned
It’s truly a dark day over in Osborne Park as the news Nic Nat’s retiring sends shockwaves through the sports reporting division. Some are in…
View More Thoughts & Prayers Sent To 7West’s Sports Writers as Nic Nat Hangs Up His Boots
When Elon Musk promised an “epic” location for his anticipated smash with Zucc he wasn’t kidding. Rome’s Colosseum was a front runner until he heard…
View More “Epic Location” for Zuckerberg v Elon Fight Confirmed as Morley Galleria Bus Station
Australia’s leading doctors have called for a warning to those suffering high blood pressure before the next Matilda’s game. The warning comes after a tense,…
View More BREAKING: Future Matilda’s Games To Be Given High Blood Pressure Warnings