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    Adelaide Crows Stopped at WA Border Under Strict Bird Flu Quarantine Protocol

    Western Australia is taking a zero-risk approach to all birds wishing to fly into WA amid concerns a bird flu outbreak could be occurring. Unfortunately,…

    Belle July 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New live face recognition cameras help Hermes Endakis finally nab Kelvin Crump

    For decades, truant and general scofflaw Kelvin Crump had been living under the belief that he’d evaded his nemesis Hermes Endakis for good. That was…

    Belle July 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Demands Grow for Mobile CCTV Towers at Nedlands Foreshore to Deter Residents from the Povo Side of the Suburb Using the Space

    It seems every suburb is getting a boost to their surveillance these days which has left the good people of the “right” side of Nedlands…

    Belle July 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One

    WA has introduced changes to subdivision laws that will allow 700m2 blocks be subdivided which is intended to incentive development of badly needed homes. The…

    Belle July 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Blink 182 stoked to see the same roadworks in progress since their last Perth visit 11 years ago

Belle February 7, 2024

After landing in Perth yesterday, Blink 182 were beyond stoked to visit the same roadworks that inconvenienced them 11 years ago. It was an extra…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

15 Rules to avoid being a gym pest

Belle February 6, 2024

Don’t be a gruntcunt – in your mind, you’re in a wonderful David Attenborough doco where excessive grunting is your beautiful mating song. In reality, it…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

9 Top Perth Car Parks To “Do A Little Deal” In

Belle February 5, 2024

Secret Harbour Beach car park – Secret Harbour Beach is strategically placed between the two major SOR “transaction hubs” of Rocko & Mandurah. It’s an oasis…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS WA suburbs & towns

14 Tips For A Succulent Day Out In East Vic Park

Belle February 5, 2024 BTT Travel

East Victoria Park is one of the hottest places to live right now. Find out how to survive a day out in the EVP. 1.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Parents looking forward to hear what Bandit thinks of Bluey Gnome resellers

Belle February 5, 2024

Bunnings aka “Hammerbarn” was the scene of some truly low moments over the weekend as opportunistic adults hijacked a kid’s merch day to try and…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Clive Palmer’s ex-MP cooker mate Craig Kelly retweeted a rather salacious post

Belle February 4, 2024

Oh Craig Kelly. You cooker. When he’s not denying science he’s thirsty. Real thristy. Now the young newsman had to back away from his earlier…

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