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    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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BREAKING: Twiggy On The Loose!

Belle July 2, 2022

The public has been warned that mining magnate, Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest is experiencing unprecedented levels of twiggy-joy after a Wallabies win at Perth Stadium. If…

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Sea Turtle Currently Choking On Plastic Feels For West Aussies Struggling With Wooden Cutlery

Belle July 1, 2022

“And I thought I had problems!” A majestic sea turtle currently choking on some single used plastic exclaimed after hearing the news many popular plastic…

View More Sea Turtle Currently Choking On Plastic Feels For West Aussies Struggling With Wooden Cutlery
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DPRK Vows Not To Attack City of Nedlands Now Kid’s Hospice Has Been Scrapped

Belle June 30, 2022

The City of Nedlands has voted to not build a children’s hospice near the Swanbourne Barracks due, in part, to the unacceptable threat of a…

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Cottesloe Rules Residents Must Pay To Keep Prados On Verge To Protect Against Adults Playing With Potentially Faulty Equipment 

Belle June 29, 2022

In a measure to protect adults from the risk of playing with equipment with known DPF faults, Cottesloe Council has imposed a fee for Prado…

View More Cottesloe Rules Residents Must Pay To Keep Prados On Verge To Protect Against Adults Playing With Potentially Faulty Equipment 
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Premier Pitches “Doing Laps Around Cappuccino Strip” To Entice Italian Tourists On Recent Trip To Rome

Belle June 29, 2022 TravelWA Culture

In a two-pronged plan to attract Italian tourists and help bring some familiar life back to Freo, Marko has pitched the joy of “cap laps”…

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Mr AFL Talkback

Belle June 28, 2022

Ron views himself as an old school, knockabout, St George figure that is on a personal crusade to slay the dragon of contemporary footy culture. …

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