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    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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Perth Council Enlists Hermes Endakis To Rein In eScooter Youths

Belle July 6, 2022

After unprecedented complaints from northern coastal hotspots, The City of Stirling has decided to introduce a man whose credentials in youth-wrangling speak for itself.  Endakis…

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WA Employer Asks Jobseeker Keen To Relocate From Over East – “You ok with camping?”

Belle July 6, 2022

As Perth rental vacancy rate drops below 1%, employers are thinking outside the box and looking to fill positions with candidates who aren’t all hung…

View More WA Employer Asks Jobseeker Keen To Relocate From Over East – “You ok with camping?”
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“As Close As You’ll Get” – Jetstar To Give Perth Terminal Balinese Backyard Makeover For Passengers They Cancelled On

Belle July 5, 2022

Jetstar has listened to the concerns & complaints streaming in from frustrated customers who have had their flights to Bali cancelled this week. In response,…

View More “As Close As You’ll Get” – Jetstar To Give Perth Terminal Balinese Backyard Makeover For Passengers They Cancelled On
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Childless Man Reckons His Unsolicited Parenting Advice Will Be a Real Mic Drop Moment

Belle July 4, 2022

Easy ridin’ bachelor and all-round sprogless individual Damian has swung into the rescue after observing a young couple having some parenting issues on the weekend.…

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Donors “Not Mad, Just Disappointed” After Perth Winter Gives Up On Dry July

Belle July 3, 2022

Perth Winter has disappointed many donors who chipped in some coin to support its pledge to remain dry for the remainder of July.  Its pledge…

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Rotto Quokkas Unionise, Demand Royalties For Use Of Their Star Power

Belle July 3, 2022

In a shock move, Rottnest Island’s native quokka population has formed a union after having an absolute gutful of their image being used without royalties. …

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