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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

    HR manager Liz has taken a 20-minute break from her reign of terror over the staff at a Perth consultancy firm to herd everyone into…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

WA To Impose Restrictions on “Sending It” To Ease Pressure on Hospitals Ahead of Border Reopening

Belle January 9, 2022 send it

WA has taken the unprecedented step to impose restrictions on the State’s yeww-population to prevent hospital admissions for ill-fated acts of “sending it”.  A Spokesperson…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Nissan Patrol Driver

Belle January 8, 2022 Bogancar

Damo is the kind of bloke who introduces himself as “Diesel” as a part of a decade long campaign to get the self-given nickname to…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Clive Palmer Sues Australia on Behalf of Djokovic, Names WA as a Defendant

Belle January 6, 2022

Big bad Clivey P is at it again. This time turning his team of lawyers onto Australia for rejecting Novak Djokovic’s Visa after he arrived…

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Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Perth Fitness Influencer

Belle January 5, 2022 influencer

Leon’s dreams of being an actual athlete were shattered when he realised that when it came to actual sport, he sucked worse than a Patagonian…

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Featured Perth & WA Locations

Ms “I’m Going Douth!”

Belle January 4, 2022 DouthWA Culture

Chelsea gathers a group of girls that she refers to as her favs. Now, it’s important to note that her favs spend about 50% of…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

THE BTT YEAR IN REVIEW (PART 2)

Belle January 1, 2022

Floodageddon – July. Mother nature decided to pop a squat and piss like a race horse on its 7th pint. Rudely exposing our city’s abysmal…

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